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| BEEB | Big 'Eaded Establishment Broadcaster | Mick Bridgstock, referring to the BBC Communication | 
| BEEF | BSE Endangered English Farms | Angela Brett Food & Drink Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments | 
| BEEHIVE | Brings Extra Elevation... Hair Is Vertical Extremity | Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene | 
| BEEN AWAY? | Betcha Everyone Else Noticed Around-World Absence, Yeah? | Tony, when Angela returned from a round-the-world trip. Sports & Recreation:Travel | 
| BEER | Brewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser. | Mary Carr Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic | 
| BEER (2) | Bubbly Elixir Everyone Relishes | Tony McCoy O'Grady Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic | 
| BEER (3) | Beverage Erotically Exciting Rogues | Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74 Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic | 
| BEER (4) | Because Everyone Enjoys Recklessness | My Brain Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic | 
| BEER (5) | Brewed Extracts Elicit Ramblings | Mick Bridgstock Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic | 
| BEER (6) | Brewed Extracts Excite Ruffians | Mick Bridgstock Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic | 
| BEER (7) | Beverage Eliciting Exaggerated Raucousness | Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic | 
| BEES | Brunch Entries Encircling Sodas | Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC) Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?) | 
| BEG | Best Expand Generously | Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'Capital phrases just BEG for expansion, you know...' Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms | 
| BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL | Balefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. | Roger Williams Assorted Phrases Commerce | 
| BEIGE | Bright, Excitable Irish Guy's Enjoyable. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Adjectives:Colours | 
| BEIGEPHONE | Basically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially. | Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's MACPHONE) MacGirl & KeyBoard | 
| BELIZE | Banana Exporting Lightens Its Zigzag Economy. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries | 
| BELLE DU JOUR | Between Each Leg Lust Escapes Doing Unspeakable Jokes On Unscrupulous Romances | Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Movies | 
| BELLOW | Bull Emits Loudness, Look Out Walkers | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Nouns:Noises | 
| BELLYACHE | By Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments | 
| BELLY LAUGHS | Beautifully Executed Laughter Letters. You Levitate Above Usual Grotty Halfhearted Samples. | Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading LOL IN COSMOS. Laughter | 
| BELT | Bind Ends, Leave Tight | Jan Morgan Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories | 
| BEN | Boings Evoke Newstime | Tony McCoy O'Grady (Big Ben's chimes are used for the introduction to a UK TV news bulletin) Time Communication Places:Landmarks | 
| BENEDICK | Beatrice Eventually Needs Emotional Display In Consummating Kiss | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing | 
| BENEFIT | Because Everyone Needs Extra Funds In Tragedies | Tony McCoy O'Grady Commerce:Money | 
| BEN-HUR | Beautifully Encapsulates Noble Hebrew Under Romans. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Entertainment:Movies | 
| BENIN | Basically Exports Nuts In Numbers. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries | 
| BENNY | Berk Eroticised Near-Naked Youngwomen | TMcCO'G - referring to Benny Hill Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses | 
| BEOWULF | Big Electronic Organisms Will Use Linux, Fool | Sean Lamb (who envies the computing power of the big Beowulf clusters that always seem to take on a life of their own) Computers:Linux | 
| BE RIGHT BACK | Briefly Ending Relationship (I'll Go Have Tea) But Am Coming Kcab :-) | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Phrases | 
| BERN DELL | Basically, 'E's Really Nice. (Dollars Expected - Laud's Lucrative!) | Angela Brett Names:Acronymists | 
| BERRIES | Best Ever Ripe, Really Is Edibly Sweet | Jan Morgan Food & Drink | 
| BERRIES (2) | Best Ever Ripe, Rotten Is Eventually Smashed | Jan Morgan Food & Drink | 
| BERRY | Best Ever Ripe, Rotten Yuck! | Jan Morgan Food & Drink | 
| BERTHA | Brilliance Everyone Related To Her Admires | Angela Brett (the name Bertha comes from berht, an Ancient Germanic word meaning "Brilliant.") Names:First names:Female | 
| BERTRAM | Bestows Especial Ring, Thus Rightly Accepts Marriage | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well | 
| BEST FRIEND | Buddy - Especially So! Trusted For Reference In Extreme Need & Danger | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships | 
| BESTIAL | Behaviour's Excessive? Stupid Twits Imply Animal Likeness | Tony McCoy O'Grady [The word 'bestial' is rarely applied to animals, but usually to some (unapproved-of) human behaviour] People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| BESTIALITY | Being Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust Science:Biology:Animals | 
| BESTIALITY (2) | Beasts Enjoy Sex Too! If Animal Likes It, Treat Yourself. | Angela Brett (don't believe everything you read.) People & Relationships:Love & Lust | 
| BETA | Begin Experimental Testing Activities | TMcCO'G Computers | 
| BETA (2) | Before Exposing The Artefact | TMcCO'G Computers | 
| BETA (3) | Because Every Test's Affirmative | Sean Lamb Computers | 
| BETHLEHEM | Birth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah | Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion Places:Towns & Cities | 
| BETTY PERSKE | Better Eat To Treat Yourself; Passion Entreats Romantic Stolen Kisses Endlessly | Rico Leffanta (Betty Perske is better known as Lauren Bacall) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names | 
| BEVERLYHILLS | Bet Everyone's Very Exceedingly Rich. Love Your House, Ida! Let's Lunch Soon. | TuffGuyInLA (Mario) came up with this on a road trip from San Francisco to Los Angeles that he was forced to endure.  Now he LIVES in LA.... No escaping destiny.  Sigh. Places:Towns & Cities:USA | 
| BEWARE OF DOG | Believe Exhortations! Woofs And Roars Echo Over Fence. Don't Open Gate! | Roger Williams Science:Biology:Animals | 
| BEYONCE | Bring Every Young One Not Coming Everyday | Tavia Bryant Entertainment:Music:Artists | 
| BHANG | Bums Harvest Addictive, Narcotic Greenery | Angela Brett Drugs:Cannabis | 
| BHUTAN | Between Himalayan Uplands - Tibetans And Nepalese. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries | 
| BIANCA | Becomes Irritated At Nonsensical Courtship Arrangements | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew | 
| BIAS (2) | Because It's Actually Superior | Angela Brett (see BIAS) Computers:Macintosh & Newton | 
| BIASED | Blair Is A Swindler Every Day | John Richard Jones Politics | 
| BIBCOCK | Basically Its Bent Conduit Outfitting Commercial Kitchens | Rico Leffanta Food & Drink | 
| BIBLE | Books Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism | Angela Brett Religion Art & Literature:Book Titles | 
| BIBLE (2) | Believers Instruction Book - Life Encompassing | Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion Art & Literature:Book Titles | 
| BIBLE (3) | Basic Instruction By Life's Engenderer | George Rix Religion Art & Literature:Book Titles | 
| BIBLE (4) | Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth | Jide Alakija, Read the bible everyday and it just suddenly clicked one day what the bible meant to me. Religion Art & Literature:Book Titles | 
| BIBLE (5) | Because It Brings Light Eternal | Jan Morgan Religion Art & Literature:Book Titles | 
| BIBLE (6) | Because It's Believed, Learn Extensively | Jan Morgan Religion Art & Literature:Book Titles | 
| BIBLE (7) | Best Ideas Build Loving Eternity | Jan Morgan Religion Art & Literature:Book Titles | 
| BIDET | Bathe Intimate Developments Every Time | Rico Leffanta Household Objects:Furniture | 
| BIG | Behold Its Greatness! | Angela Brett Assorted Adjectives | 
| BIG APPLE | Busses' Intercity Grub Acquisition Pleases Proprietors - Lotsa Eating. | Angela Brett, when the intercity bus she was on made a refreshment stop at the Big Apple restaurant. Food & Drink:Food Outlets | 
| BIG BROTHER | Being In 'Goldfish Bowl' Really Opens Their Hearts -- Extreme Recreation. | Angela Brett, referring to the pandemic of TV series in which a group of people enter a compound full of TV cameras (compound eyes!) and are 'evicted' one by one until the last one gets a prize. Meanwhile they are made to do strange tasks (extreme recreation) and tend to find out a lot about themselves in the process (extreme re-creation.) Entertainment:TV shows | 
| BIGGER | By Increments Gaining Greater Expansion Rate | Tony Moore Assorted Adjectives | 
| BIGGEST HEAD | Because I'm Genuinely Great, Everyone Seems To Have Extreme Animosity Disorder :-) | TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| BIGGEST HEAD (2) | "Brilliant" Individuals Generally Get Egotistical, Showing They Have Excessively Auto-Deceived | TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| BIG GOAL: LEAP! | Believe In God. God Obey. Advance Love. Love / Encourage / Affirm People! | Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Religion | 
| BIG HUG | Blatantly Impetuous Gesture, Happiness Usually Generated. | Angela Brett, whose nieces love the TELETUBBIES. People & Relationships | 
| BIG PROFITS | By Increasing Gross Prices, Rip Off From Idiotically Thick Shoppers | Tony McCoy O'Grady Commerce | 
| BIG SMILE | Because It's Great! So Many Incredibly Lovely Events! | Angela Brett Laughter | 
| BILBO | Belittled Ignoramus Likes Boring Others. | Carl Brett Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings | 
| BILL | Big, If Lunchers Linger | Tony McCoy O'Grady Food & Drink Commerce | 
| BILL (2) | Beast Is Lying Loser | Jan Morgan - someone I knew Names:First names:Male | 
| BILL CLINTON | Bill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation | Chris Kjelgaard People & Relationships:Love & Lust Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| BILLED | Bought It, Left Loot, Endured Demands | Sean Lamb Commerce | 
| BILL GATES (2) | Big Idiot Living Like God. A Toupee Exceedingly Sloppy. | Mysterious Shadow Names:Famous people Computers:Windows | 
| BILLING | Big & 'In Lights' List Includes 'Named' Guys | Tony McCoy O'Grady Entertainment | 
| BILTMORE | Because It's Linux, They Might Open Roughly Everything | Sean Lamb (Biltmore was the code name for RedHat Linux 4.2) Computers:Linux Names:Code Names:Linux | 
| BIMBO | Brainless Individual, Meretricious Blonde Ornament. | Angela Brett People & Relationships:Personality Traits People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene | 
| BING CROSBY | Bing Is Noted, Great Crooner Relies On Singing. Bababoo? Yes! | Sean Lamb (Bing Crosby was known for his crooning singing style that included refrains of "ba-ba-ba-boo" skat lyrics) Entertainment:Music:Artists | 
| BINGO | Biddies In Neighbourhood Gamble Openly | Tony McCoy O'Grady - Bingo (where I live) is played mainly by older women in local community halls Entertainment:Games | 
| BINGO (2) | Blair Is No Good Okay | John Richard Jones Politics | 
| BINS | Bringing It Nearer Still | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to an abbreviation for binoculars. Assorted Nouns | 
| BINS (2) | Bumf Is Neatly Stored | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Nouns | 
| BIOLOGY | By Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang? | Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett Science:Biology | 
| BIONIC | Believe It Or Not, I'm Cybernetic! | Angela Brett Science:Biology | 
| BIOS | Boots In One Second | Angela Brett (BIOS actually stands for Basic Input Output System) Computers | 
| BIRDBRAIN | Bimbo Is Remarkably Dim, Blonde Ringlets Apparently Indicating Naivete | Tony McCoy O'Chauvinist People & Relationships:Insults | 
| BIRDS AND BEES (2) | Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust Science:Biology | 
| BIRDS AND BEES (3) | Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education Embarrassing Sheila. | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust Science:Biology | 
| BIRTHDAY | Because It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly! | Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions | 
| BIRTHDAY (2) | But I Really Think He Does Act Young | Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions | 
| BIRTHDAY (3) | But It's Ridiculous To Have Day Adding Year | Angela Brett, because after this one day people consider themselves to be a whole year older. Time:Special Occasions | 
| B IS FOR BA | Bird Identifies Soul For Old Religion's Believing Adherents. | Tony McCoy O'Grady (see C IS FOR CAATINGA) Religion | 
| BISHOP (2) | Busy Individual, Sacrificing His Own Priorities | Jan Morgan Religion:Religious Occupations | 
| BISHOP (3) | Busy Individual, Services Host Of People | Jan Morgan Religion:Religious Occupations | 
| BISMUTH | Bisodol Is Still Much Used Treating Hangovers! | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Chemistry:Elements | 
| BIT | Brief, Insignificant Time | Roger Williams Time | 
| BITCH | Bring It To Cheap Hotel | Acronymous Anonymous People & Relationships:Insults | 
| BITCH (2) | Button It To Conserve Health | Acronymous Anonymous People & Relationships:Insults | 
| BITE ME | Blonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis | Tony McCoy O'Grady Main Assorted Phrases | 
| BITE ME (2) | Barb Intended To Enrage Most Everyone | Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74 People & Relationships:Insults | 
| BITWISE | Boolean Instructions Tackle Words In Single Elements | Angela Brett Computers:Programming | 
| BITWISE (2) | Bringing Information Technology Wisdom Into School Environment. | Angela Brett (see UNITS) Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup | 
| BIZARRE | Brilliant Idea, Zany Attitude Riotous Reaction Ensued | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Adjectives | 
| BLAB | Blub Like A Baby | Tony Communication:Talking | 
| BLAB (3) | Betrays Like A B*st*rd | Tony Communication:Talking | 
| BLAB (4) | Beat Lips About Barrenly/Banally | Angela Brett Communication:Talking | 
| BLAB (5) | Button Lips Around Barry/Brian/Bill | Tony, when somebody on the forums asked for expansions for BLAB... this could work if the blabbermouth's name happens to start with a B. Communication:Talking | 
| BLACK | Basically Lightless, As Coal / Kohl | Angela Brett Assorted Adjectives:Colours | 
| BLACK (2) | Boycott, Lacking A Colleague's Kindness | Tony McCoy O'Grady (to 'black' something is to ban it) People & Relationships | 
| BLACK (3) | Basically Lacking All Colour Knowledge | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Adjectives:Colours | 
| BLACK CAT | Brings Luck (Alternately Calamity) Keep Crossing A Trail | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Animals | 
| BLACK COHOSH | Buttercup-Like, And Clinicians/Companies Know Compound Offers Hope Of Stimulating Hormones | Angela Brett Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs | 
| BLACK SHEEP | Blackguard Lamb Actually Caught Knitting Sweaters Heartlessly Earning Extra Profit | Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Animals | 
| BLACKSMITH | Big Lumbering Artisan Crafting Knives & Swords - Metal Is Terribly Hot | TMcCO'G People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations | 
| BLACKSTONE | British Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. | Roger Williams Names:Famous people People & Relationships:Law & Order | 
| BLACK WIDOW | Begins Lunch After Coitus, Killing With Instinct During Orgasmic Withdrawal | Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose wife looks stunning in black and to whom he regularly refers as his "Black Widow" Science:Biology:Insects | 
| BLADDER | Bilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts | 
| BLAH | Boring Lecture, All Humdrum. | Angela Brett Education:Slow Teaching | 
| BLAINE | Bad Liver Affected Infant's Name, Evidently | Angela Brett (the name Blaine comes from bla, a Gaelic word meaning "Yellow." I wonder how many babies were named Blaine because they were jaundiced.) Names:First names:Male | 
| BLAISE PASCAL | Blasted Little Annoyance Is Spamming Endlessly - Prison And Serving Community Are Likely! | Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Pascal's descendants becoming supercriminals MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad | 
| previous apronyms beginning with B | more apronyms beginning with B |