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100% IMMIGRATIONIf More Move In, Groups Rage About The Isolation Of Nationals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Politics
100% IMOGENInnocence Makes Others Get Evil Notions Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
100% IMPACTI Might Perform A Crash Test Angela Brett
Transport
Science:Physics
100% IMPLOREIgnorant Men Pleading Love Offers Romance Eternally Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% IMPORTSI Must Purchase Overseas Requisites Traders Supply Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% IMPOSSIBLEI Mustn't Pass On Something So Irresistible... 'Bad' Letters Expanded! Angela Brett, when it was said that EPHEMERAL was impossible to expand.
Assorted Adjectives
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% IMPOSSIBLE (2)Insomniac Mrs. Pleads, "Oh, Stop Snoring!" Instead Bringing Louder Explosions. Angela Brett (some people won't stop snoring no matter what you do!)
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% IMPRESSEDIf Military Personnel Require Extra Servicemen, Shanghai Eligible Drunks Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to the Press Gangs of the Royal Navy who 'kidnapped' men to fill out the crews of ships in days gone by
Military
100% IMPROVEMENTSImmediate Modifications - Perhaps Relaying One's Views Easily Making Explanations Not Too Scientific Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% IMPULSEIf Musky Perfume Urges, Let's Sensuously Embrace Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
100% I'M SLOWIt's My Sad Life On Windoze Angela Brett, as an explanation for not having noticed JAGUAR (7), OBJECTIVE-C and COCOA (2) which were hidden uncapitalised in an email.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% I'M SORRYIts My Shortcoming Of Responsbility, Regretting Yarns Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
100% INABSENTIAI Need A Bath Soon Especially Now That It's Autumn! Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
100% INANEIt's Not A Nip Exciting Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% INANITYIt's Nutty And Non Intelligent, Thank You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% INCENTIVEIf National Creative Energies Necessitate Thinking, Irish Variations Excel Tony McCoy O'Grady, I said I felt I could create an acronym for anything given the incentive. I was challenged to do INCENTIVE, and did.
Words & Wordplay
Assorted Nouns
100% INCESTIntergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INCEST (2)Intrafamilial Natality Can End So Tragically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INCEST (3)Inbreeding Never Causes Embarrassing Sexual Transmissions Bern Dell
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INCEST (4)I Now Consummate Erotic Sibling's Trysts Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INCHIt's Not Considered Highbrow Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% INCOME TAXI've No Control Over My Earnings Total After Xtractions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
100% INCREASINGIs Not Contained Really Easily As Size Is Now Growing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
100% INDEBTEDInsolvent Nymph Discovers Every Banker Trusts Exotic Dancers Rico Leffanta
Commerce
100% INDEPENDENCEIsland Nation Departed Empire, Proclaiming & Expressing Neighbour's Domination Evil. Now Called Eire Tony McCoy O'Grady (see also IRELAND)
Politics
100% INDIAIts Nehru Dynasty Is Ambitious. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% INDIA (2)Is New Delhi In Asia? Roger Williams
Places:Countries
100% INDIANAIndians Nation, Drivers Indy Annual National Adventure Jan Morgan (nation - land) and the indy 500
Places:States & Regions
100% INDICAIndians Never Deny It Causes Accidents M.S.Prabhakar (Indica is a small car locally manufactured in India.)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% INDICATORI'm Nearly Directionless, I Could Abruptly Turn - Or Reverse! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
86% INDICTIgnorance is No Defense In Court Today Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% INDIGESTIONIgnore Nutty Diets. If Good Eating Suggestions Taken, It's Obviated Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% INDIGOIt Never Did Integrate Global Objects Sean Lamb (Indigo is Microsoft's code name for the .NET communication technologies)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
91% IN DISGUISEI'm Not 'Dressed' In Santa's Garments Unlawfully - I'm Stand-in Elf ? (see GIFTS OF ACRONYMS)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
100% INDIUMIndigo-Named, Ductile - If Uncommon - Metal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% INDONESIAIndependent Now, Dutch Originated Network Exporting Spice Islands Artifacts. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% INDONESIA (2)Is New Daughter Of Nation Evolving Silently, Independently, Alone? Dundee
Places:Countries
100% I NEED THEE EVERY HOURIndividual Negotiates Eternal Endurance Deemed To Him Even Every Evening Verifies Evident Reverence You're His Offspring, Ultimate Relief Jan Morgan -- song
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Religion
100% INEPTIndulgent Nymph Exciting Peeping Toms Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% INEQUITYI Note Existence's Quite Unfair, I Tell You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% INERTIt's Not Especially Readily Transported Angela Brett
Science:Physics
100% I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDENInteresting Novel Explores (Very Expertly) Reason, Paranoia, Relationships Often Misdiagnosed In Schizophrenia. Even Deborah's Youth Occasionally Undermines Assistance. Rationality Or Sanity Elude Grasp, Although Reality Does Eventually Normalize Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Hannah Green.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% INFANTICIDEIt's Not Fair, And Not Tolerated - Innocent Child Isn't Deserving Evisceration Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
92% INFATUATIONInfuriating Neurotic Feeling of Adoration That Unfortunately Attacks The Intelligence Of Nerds. Steve Keate & Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
80% INFINITENESS!Integers! Negatives First; additive Identity Nil; multiplicative Identity (one); Two; Endless Naturals; Efficient Socially / Scientifically! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. I tried INFINITY, but Y blocked me. Turned to INFINITE. Then I decided to name the 3 classes of WHOLE NUMBERS ( - 0 + ). So, I chose INFINITENESS! This 12-letter really challenged my BABY'S BRAIN!" Negatives First; additive Identity Nil; multiplicative Identity (one); Two; Endless Naturals" relates to the NUMBER LINE. The INFINITY of the INTEGERS is the SMALLEST INFINITY! Reference: TRANSFINITE in SET THEORY.
Science:Mathematics
100% INFINITYIncrement Numbers Forever - It's Nuts, I Tell You! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
100% INFORMATICSI Need Find Out / Research - Maybe Automatically - Topics In Computer System Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Computers
100% INFORMATIONI'm Not Fond Of Reading Magazines About The Importance Of Nailcare. Angela Brett
Communication
100% INFORMATION SYSTEMSIncomsequential Notational Fumblings, Often Recording Methodologies Attached To Inflow Of Notions - Supposedly You'll See The Exercise Means Something. Angela Brett, who so far thinks that information systems analysis is a load of rubbish, but understands that some people feel the same way about mathematics.
Computers
100% INFORMATION TECHNOLOGYIt's New-Fangled Organisation - Relaying Messages Across The Internet... Only Now They Electronically Can Have Nookie! Online Lovers Often Gull You. Angela Brett
Computers
89% INFURIATED BY SLOW TEACHERSIt's Not Fair! Using Repeated Iterations is Always Tedious, Especially Done By You... Such Lavish Overuse of Whiteboard Takes Eons. Anyone Calculates in Head, Even Retarded Students! Angela Brett... (see SPANNING TREES for an explanation.)
Education:Slow Teaching
100% INGRIDI Need Guys Really Into Dancing! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
89% INHALINGInhaling Nicotine Has After-effects - Life Is No Good! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
100% INHALING (2)I Now Have A Lung Issuing Nasty Gunge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
100% IN HEATIntercourse Needed Having Erotic Astronomical Temperatures Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INHIBITIONI Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs Rico Leffanta
Drugs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INITIATIONInsult Newcomers Intensely... This Is A Test (Idiotically, Of Nothing!) Angela Brett, on the humiliating initiation rituals which movies would have us believe fraternity/sorority members have to go through.
People & Relationships
100% INKWELLI'll Now Keep Writing, Employing Lampblack Liquid Tony
Household Objects
100% IN LAWI Never Loved Anyone Worse Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
100% INMATEI've Not Murdered Anyone (This Evening) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% INMATE (2)"It's Not Mine!" A Thief Exclaimed Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% INMATE (3)Incarceration Normally Makes A Thug Embittered Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% IN MY ARROGANT OPINIONI Never! May Your Absolutely Ridiculous Ruminations Oppose Greatness? Are Not Thinking, One Presumes; I Need Idiotic Opinions Not! Gavin Lambert
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% INNER CHILDInnate Nurturing Now Essential, Revered Cautious Hidden Id Lives Disabled Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
100% INNOCENTInjustice Needs No Obviously Convincing Evidence ---- Nail Tony! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
100% INNUENDON'TIt's Not Naughty Unless Explicitly Nasty, Decency & Openness Not Threatened Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PORNOTGRAPHIC. This means that Pornotgraphy would be visual, while Innuendon't would be aural. The Pornotgraphy has overtones of photography in there also.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INQUISITIONI Never Quite Understood It... So Is This It, Or Not? Angela Brett
Communication
100% IN RETROSPECT, I AGREE WITH YOUI Never Really Expected To Receive 'Onor. Some People Esteem Calendar Turnovers, I Ambitiously Grasped - Recklessly Expecting Equality With Irish Tony, Had You Only Understood! Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising what Jeff said when Angela explained (on the Acronyms forums) why he wouldn't get an honour for the first acronym in 2002.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% INSIt's Now Security Sean Lamb (INS was the Immigration and Naturalization Service in the US until it merged into the DHS [Department of Homeland Security])
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% INSANEI Never Spoke Any Nonsense Either! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
100% INSANELY-GREAT.COMInternet Niche Showing Apple's Next Electronic Leap. Your G3s Rule, Endangering All The Companies Opposing Macintosh. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing... and yes there is a Mac website at http://www.insanely-great.com.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Internet:URLs
100% INSANELY GREAT MACInnovative New Software Advancing New Electronic Lifestyle. You've Greatly Revolutionised Electronics... Apple Technology Makes A Comeback! Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. (Steve Jobs described the Macintosh as being insanely great way back before it was even out of the bag, and we agree with him!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% INSANITYIt's Not Socially Acceptable, Never Is, Thank You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
100% INSOMNIAI Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% INSOMNIA (2)I Never Slept One Minute - Now I'm Awake! Melanie Merswolke and Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% INSPECIFICIt's Not Strictly Perfect Expansion - Created In Friggin' Infinitesimal Chronos! Angela Brett, when Bern complained about her use of 'Inspecific' in GENERIC.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% INSPIRATIONI Need Some! Please Invent Rousing Acronyms To Inspire Others... Now! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% INSPIRATION (2)Innate Notion, Spritual Perspective In Respectable Approach To Instinct, Obviously Natural Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
100% INSPIRATIONALInnate Notion, Spiritual Perspective In Respectable Approach To Instinct, Obviously Natural Ability Lavished Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
100% INSPIREDInspired: Nurturing Spirit Presented Infinite's Redemption / Emmanuel’s Desire Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% INSTANT FAMEImmediate Notoriety, Simply Tack Advertising Nonsense To Forums And Miff Everybody! Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website... something you could achieve by posting a message on the forums. I don't recommend spamming the forums, however, please post something constructive instead.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% INSTANT FAME (2)I'll Now Spam To Attract Nitwits To Find About My Eminence Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website. The site appeared to be run by the Yellow Pages, and as I doubt they would resort to forum-spam for advertising, I can only assume the poster was trying to attract people to the site in order to increase his or her own 'fame'. Although, if having your name on a website counts as fame, then the simple act of posting on the forums gave just as much fame as the fame website itself.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% INSTANT FAME (3)"I'm Not Stupid... To Achieve Notoriety, Try Forming Apronyms." -- Miss Expansion 2003 Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on the website. If having your name on a website counts as fame, then a much better way to get famous is to submit apronyms to this site. (Note that this apronym was added in 2005... but I haven't added many apronyms recently so I won't claim that fictitious title for this year.)
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% INSTANT MESSAGINGImmediate Notes Speeding To Anothers Note Typing Memos, Every Second So Answers Get Instantaneous Notice Gaddingabout Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
88% INSTANT OATMEALInsidious Ne'er-do-well, Singularly Tasteless, Attempts New Triumphs Of Atrociousness, Twice Monthly Ending A Life Patricia Rix
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
100% INSULIN BALANCE TRIALI Need Sugar Undersupply Like I Need Broken Arms... Leg Amputation, Near Coma, Every Time Risking Injury And Life Angela Brett, responding to an unsuccessful search of the site - it's so unsuccessful that even searching for the phrase on GOOGLE only brings up the Apronyms Unsuccessful Searches page. This could have been done better if the searcher had expanded on what s/he was looking for.
Science:Biology
100% INSURANCEInvestment Needed Should User Risk Accidental Nasty Chance Event Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% INTIt's Neatly Truncated Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. (In C, an int is a kind of variable which holds an integer, and values put into one get truncated.)
Computers:Programming:C variable types
100% INT (2)Its Name's Truncated Angela Brett, because int is short for integer.
Computers:Programming:C variable types
100% INT (3)I'm Not Telling As a programmer, it's sometimes hard to figure out what value a particular variable holds (or is supposed to hold).
Computers:Programming:C variable types
100% INTEGERSInclude Naturals - They Even Generate External Rational Set. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
100% INTEGRATION PROJECTIt's Not Too Easy Getting Result... Adding That Infinity Of Negligible Parts. Relying On Just Exhaustive Calculation's Terrible! Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Mathematics
100% INTELInvest Nothing, They'll Eventually Lose. Angela Brett, after Steve said that he wouldn't invest any money in Intel because he doesn't think they innovate any more.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% INTENSITYInitial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INTENSITY (2)I Never Thought, Except Now, Suddenly, I Think: "You!" Patricia Rix
People & Relationships
90% INTENSITY (3)It's Not Too Extreme Now Since It Toned-down Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
0% INTERCITY BUSI've Not Travelled Everywhere Round the Country In This Yet, Because (I) Usually Soar. Angela Brett, while on a nine hour bus trip from GISBORNE - she had flown down there in a FAIRCHILD originally.
Transport
100% INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT CONSULTINGIt's Not That Easy, Remembering Natives All Think In Own National Affectations. Language Dictates Ethnic Viewpoints, Every Line Of Program Must Echo Numerous Thoughts Concurrently, Or Numerous Separate UIs Litter The IDE... Nothing Generalised. Angela Brett, thinking of specifically of international software development.
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Programming
80% INTERNETInterconnected Network of Terminals Enabling Rich Nerds to Exchange Technobabble. Angela Brett, describing the old perception of the internet.
Computers:Internet
100% INTERNET (2)International Non-Tangible Ethereal Reticule Neatly Encapsulating Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
100% INTERNET (3)I Need To Email Romantic Notes Everywhere Tonight Rico Leffanta
Computers:Internet
100% INTERRACIALIt's Nice To Experience Relations Ranging Across Cultures - It Augments Life TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% INTIMIDATORIntrusive Nasty Thug Is Most Intense, Displaying Aggression & Threats Of Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% INTRODUCING LONGHORNIt's Not That. Really, OpenStep-Descended Unix Clone. Implementors Now Gawk -- Lots Of New Goodies: H.264, Overvoicing, RSS. Neat! Jeff Anonymous, in reference to a humorous banner hanging at WWDC 2004, which actually brags on new advanced features (including the H.264 video codec, the VoiceOver spoken interface, and RSS syndication in Safari) in Tiger, which will probably be version 10.4 of the Mac OS.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% INVALIDInane Nonsense: Verily, A Logically? Inferred Deprivation Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
100% INVALID (2)I Need Ventilator And Live In Diapers Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare
100% INVASION OF IRAQInvasion Now Viewed American Solution - Importantly, Only Nations Of Fundamentalist Islamic Religious Arabs Qualify Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% INVASION OF IRAQ (2)Iraq's Never-Valorous Army Soon Imploded - Only, Now, Occupying Forces Infer Reactionaries Aren't Quelled! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% INVEIGHI Never Voice Exceptions In Good Humour Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
100% INVOLVINGI Need Vulnerability, Or Looming Violence Is Not Gainful. Angela Brett - this one came about because in response to her LOVING on the forums, Tony said '"..or 'Involving'" thus creating LOVING (2). Angela briefly expected to see an expansion for INVOLVING using the same words as the LOVING expansion. All this LOVING is beginning to make it seem like FORUM POST (2) is not far from the truth.
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% IN YOUR DREAMSI'm Next - You Offered Us Reciprocal Delightful Rubbing, Expressed As "Massage Swapping" Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he defended MASSAGE THERAPY (3) (Which Patricia thought more suited to a massage parlour - see DIFFERENTLY WELL) by saying "I was thinking a couple massaging each other in turns and finding it arousing." Patricia responded with, "But surely, only the first person to be massaged actually gets a massage! Do an acronym on that subject, please." Tony suggested that they can take it in turns, which prompted Patricia to give '"In Your Dreams" as the candidate for expansion.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% IODINEIn Ocean Depths It's Never Ending Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements

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