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100% STUDY (2)Stupid Tutors Undermining Delinquent Youth Mary Carr
Education
100% STUDY (3)Straining To Understand Demented Yabberings. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
100% STUFFEDStandard Technical User Fully Frank Error Description Dave Parlett, explaining the technical term in the phrase, 'your PC is stuffed.'
Computers
100% STUFFINGSome Turkey's (Unkindly, Forcibly Filled-In) Now Gone Santa Claus
Food & Drink
100% STUFF YOUSave Thousands Using Freefone - For You're Obviously Unique. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
100% STUPIDSupervisor, Technical Unit Promoting Intranet Development Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
100% STUPID (2)Smart Trustworthy Useful People In Demand Nevica the MAN
People & Relationships:Insults
100% STUPID (3)Stating Texans (Unintelligent) President Is Dumb Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
100% STUPID FAT UGLY SLAGSomebody That's Unpleasant Pushes Insults Down Flab-Affected's Throat. Unlikely Good-Looking Yet Shoots Lip At Girl Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Insults
100% STUPIDITYSome Thickos Unsuccessfully Pretend Intelligence... Does It Trouble You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
95% STUPID SAD FAT UGLY SLAGSome Thick Ungentlemanly Person Is Despicably Sexist And Deeply 'Ffensive. Assumedly The Utterer's a Good Looking Youth, Sociable, Lithe & A Genius TMcCO'G (in response to an unsuccessful search)
People & Relationships:Insults
100% ST VALENTINE'S DAYSee This Value! Artistic Leatherwork Expresses No Truer Intentions - Nice Expensive Shoes Depict Amorous You! Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: I was stunned to see a local shop had a special display for Valentine's day. The little pink hearts were stuck on shoes and boots. How romantic would that be as a gift?
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
Household Objects:Clothing
100% ST VINCENT & THE GRENADINESSmall, Tropical, Volcanic Island Nation Converting Economy Now Towards Tourism. Had Effectively Generated Revenue Exporting Native Agriculture. Delights In Nearly Endless Sunshine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% STYLUSStop Typing... You'll Love Using Scribbles. Angela Brett
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% SUAVESome Upstaged Actor Venerating Etiquette Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
94% SUBACROEXPANSIONSynthesised Utterance, Being A Cut-down Rendition Of Expanded Xpression; Probably Acronymiser Needs Some Intelligence, Or Nourishment Gavin Lambert, who was ON A ROLL when he commented that "Randomly Ordered Lyrics" might be a good subacroexpansion for part of ROCK AND ROLL.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% SUBARUSports Utility - Big And Rather Ugly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% SUBMISSION GUIDELINESSend Uncommon (But Meaningfully Initialled) 'Spansions. Show It's Original - Nothing Gathered Using Internet Databases. Explicit Lewdness Is Not Encouraged - Subdue! Angela Brett, summarising to the Submission Guidelines page at http://acronyms.co.nz/guidelines.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% SUBROUTINESecond Use Brings Reduction Of Unnecessary Typing, Integrity, Name's Explanatory Angela Brett, meaning that reusing a subroutine brings integrity, not a reduction of it.
Computers:Programming
100% SUBSCRIBESign Up By Sending Command, Receipt Is By Email Sean Lamb (who has been on more listservs than he can remember)
Computers:Internet
100% SUBSCRIPTIONSend Us (Bimonthly?) Submissions Created Recently. I Prefer Them In One Newsletter. Robert Anonymous - An apronym written about the apronym times.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% SUCCESSSome Unsuccessful Clots Couldn't Even Spell Success Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
83% SUCCESSFULSeveral Unreal C-words Confirm Extended Storage Space Functions Unerringly - at Last! Angela Brett, after testing this stack's ability to use 'ESS' (Extended Storage Space - some scripts I wrote to get around the fact that HyperCard only allows 30,000 characters in each field) by adding 250 fake acronyms beginning with C. And surprisingly - for one would expect there to be at least one small probem - all of the tests were successful. Which means that, should all you acronymists out there send in more than about 260 average-length acronyms all beginning with the same letter, the stack will still function normally. Well, it's always good to be prepared for the future.
Computers:Programming
100% SUCCINTShort / Unadorned / Compact Communication! Informative, Not Talkative/Tedious! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
Communication
100% SUCKSkill Unborn Can Know Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% SUDANSuch Utter Desolation And Nothingness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SUE'Spansions Usually Excellent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
100% SUFFOLKSeduces Unsuspecting French Female, Openly Loathes King Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
100% SUGARSweetener Used Generously And Regularly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SUGAR (2)Spoonful Urges Gulping A Remedy Angela Brett, because a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SUGAR (3)Sweetener, Usually Granulated And Refined Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SUGAR (4)Spice's Union - Girls Are Result Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
83% SUGAR (5)Sweetener Unfairly Groused by Atkins Regimentarians Sean Lamb
Food & Drink:Condiments
97% SUGAR AND SPICE AND ALL THINGS NICESome Uncouth Girls Apparently Require Affirmation. Nursery-rhyme Details Suggest Poetic Ingredients. Calorie Enhanced Additives Named Describing Apparent Lovely Luscious Treats. Heartily Idiotic Nonsensical Gender-Specific Nastiness Is Completely Erroneous. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% SUGAR FREESome Users Get A Rush From Ready Extra Energy Angela Brett, while sipping a sugar free Red Bull energy drink and wondering why they took out the actual energy. (Marketers occasionally come around giving out Bull for free, and I am a loyal [experimental?] subject.)
Food & Drink
100% SUGARING OFFSyrup's Unusually Grand And Results In Nearby Gathering Of Friendly Faces Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SUICIDESo Unhappy I Could Invent Deadly Exit Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
100% SUICIDE (2)Shameful, Usually - Intentional Cessation Initiates Disgraceful Exequy. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
100% SUICIDE (3)Surely Unnoticed, I Cry In Despair Everyday Apronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
100% SUICINESuicidal Undertaking Inducing Capture. Impossible? Naturally Evident. Dundee (Suicine is Pokemon #249, the third of the legendary beasts which Dundee has been trying to capture for six months.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% SUITSingle Units In Tandem Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
100% SUITCASESuitably Un Intesting Transport Capsule Aiding Stylish Escape Matthew Oram
Household Objects
86% SUITEDSpruced Up In Two-piece Executive Dress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% SUITED (2)Standard Uniform Is Tiresome Executive "Drab" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% SULKSniffles Unhappily, Like Kiddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% SULPHURSmells Uniquely, Like Pheasants Hung Until Rotten Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% SULTANA BRANSuperbaddy Uses Lethal Tactics... Afflicted Needs A Bowel Relief, Arse Necroses. Angela Brett (don't eat too much bran... it's a cereal killer!)
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
100% SUMMERSun Usually Makes More Epidermal Redness Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
100% SUMMER VACATIONSpending Unspent Money, My Employment Recreation Varies Among Consumerism And Travelling In Other Nations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Seasons
Sports & Recreation:Travel
75% SUNSource of Uncountable Neutrons Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
100% SUN (2)Star, Usefully Nearby Philip Edwards
Science:Astronomy
100% SUN (3)Solar Unit Nearby. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
100% SUNBURNShoving Unprotected Nude Bodyparts Under Rays. Nasty! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SUNDAYStomach's Upset, Noggin's Dodgy And Yucky! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
100% SUNDAY SCHOOLScholars Understanding Now, Does Answer Yearnings, Seriously Chooses Heaven Of Own Learning Jan Morgan
Religion
Education
100% SUNRISESun's Up Now, Resulting In Sleep Ending. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% SUNSETSun Unseen Now Signifying Evening Time. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
100% SUNSET (2)Sun's Unseen Now, Since Earth's Turning TMcCO'G
Time
Science:Astronomy
100% SUPERFETCHSpeed Up Program Execution Really Fast Enabling The Consumer Hastily Sean Lamb (SuperFetch was Microsoft's code name for the technology [which may have since been removed] in LONGHORN to speed application launching)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
100% SUPERFICIALSome Uncouth People Esteem Rich & Famous Icons - Crass Inanity's A Liability Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% SUPERHEROSome Unlikely Person - Essentially Ridiculous - Handling Exceptionally Risky Operations Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
100% SUPERHEROESSuccessful Unique Pairing - Endlessly Rebuffing Hellish Evil - Regularly Overcoming Every Schemer! Tony McCoy O'Grady, perhaps describing MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
100% SUPERHEROES (2)Suffering Unusual / Peculiar Emergencies Requiring Happy Endings? Ring Our Emergency Stuntmen! Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
92% SUPERMARKETSingle Universal Provider of Every Requirement. Magnitude Allows Retailer Kibosh Enemy Traders Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% SUPERMARKET (2)Some Unethical Proprietors Even Retail Mouldy And Rancid Kai... Expect Tummyaches! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% SUPERNATUREScience Used Progressively Entering Realms Nearly Always Thought Unscientific. Reasoning's Engaging. Angela Brett, referring to the book by Lyall Watson
Art & Literature:Book Titles
90% SUPERNOVAStar Ultimately Perishes Emitting Radiation. Notifying (us) Of Violent Activity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
100% SUPERSONICSouped-Up Plane's Engines Reverberate, Sudden Objectionable Noise Is Created Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Science:Physics
100% SUPERSTITIONSilly Unfounded Propositions - Evidently Registering Simple Truisms - I'm Told Indicative Of Naivety Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% SUPPLY CHAINSome Use Palmtop PCs/ Laptops - You Can Have Airbourne Information Network Angela Brett, thinking of recent TV ads showing the way a biscuit company makes use of tablet PCs with wireless internet to automate their 'supply chain'.
Commerce
100% SURESmall Uncertainties Removed Entirely Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% SURE (2)Spraying Underarms Removes Exudations Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to a brand of deodorant
Household Objects
70% SURFACE TENSIONSometimes, Unless Reasonable Force is Applied, it Can't Easily Trickle to Escape the Neatly Sealed Insides of an Old Numbercruncher. We were discussing a Mac Classic seen in a magazine which had been turned into a fishbowl (or Macquarium.) Tony suggested that perhaps the person had forgotten to seal the tiny hole next to the disk drive, and that the water could be leaking out. Angela Brett replied that it couldn't because of SURFACE TENSION.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Science:Physics
100% SURFERSSharks Underwater Resurface For Entrees Riding Swells Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
100% SURGESudden Up-Rising Generates Energy Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% SURGERYSawbones Used Rusty Gadgets Effecting Remedies, Yesteryear Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
78% SURINAMSavannah-covered Uplands Range Inland, Nearer Atlantic (is) Marshy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SURRENDERSay Uncle Really Rapidly, Else No Deal's Ever Reached Patricia Rix
Communication
100% SURVIVALStill Unbeaten, Resisting Valiantly Irritating Vicissitudes Along Lifepath Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Science:Biology
100% SURVIVE!Sentences Using Real Verbs Invade Victoriously! Engage/Escalate! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (perhaps describing how to survive on this website)
Assorted Verbs
Science:Linguistics
100% SURVIVE! (2)Sense! Understand! Rise! Validate! Innovate! Victor! Empathise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
100% SURVIVE! (3)Survive Unexpected Ripples! Value Innovation! Venture Empathy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
100% SURVIVE! (4)Sensing Unresonable/Unexpected Rise Valiantly! Innovate Victory Enthusiastically/Energetically/Electrically! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
Commerce
100% SUSANShe's Utterly Sensual - And Nubile! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
100% SUSESeems Useless - Stumps Everyone! Angela Brett, on hearing about SuSE Linux.
Computers:Linux
100% SUSPECTSSoaking Up Sunbeams, Probably Exceeding Contractor's Time Schedule Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% SUSPENSESome Unique Situations Perhaps Engender Nerve-Straining Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
100% SUZANNESuper Unique Zany Adult Negotiates Needed Endurance Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% SUZUKIStupid User Zips Unnecessarily, Killing Indiscriminately Acronymous Anonymous
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% SWAINSomeone Women Avow Is Nobody Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
100% SWALLOW FALLSSurging Water Allows Lively Lookout Overflowingly Wet Fascinating Attraction Lovely Landscaped Scenery Jan Morgan -- in Wales
Places:Waterways
100% SWAMPSeriously Wet And Mucky Place. Roger Williams
Places:Waterways
100% SWANSwims With Arched Neck Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% SWANSSupercilious Women Always Need Something! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% SWANSEASouth Wales And North Somerset's Elite Army John Richard Jones Something nice about the people of Swansea.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
100% SWAPSubstitute Without A Prayer Rico Leffanta
Commerce
100% SWAP (2)Switch With A Peer's Angela Brett
Commerce
100% SWAP (3)Sleep With Another's Partner Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SWATCHSwiss Watches Aren't Too Costly Here Angela Brett (while most brands of Swiss watch are ridiculously expensive, Swatch makes watches that are more generally affordable, and sometimes even digital! Call me primitive but I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.)
Time
Science:Electronics
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% SWAZILANDSugar, Wood, Asbestos Zone. It's Landlocked And Nominally Democratic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
90% SWEAR WORDSpeak Without Expletives - Avoid Rude Words Often Regarded as Derogatory Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
100% SWEATStrenuous Work? Exude A Trickle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% SWEAT (2)Salty Wetness Exuded After Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Sports & Recreation
100% SWEDENSmorgasborders Who Evidently Dine Epicureanly Nightly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SWEETSugar Will Eventually Emaciate Teeth. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% SWEET PEASmell Wonderful Erratically Entwining Through Pergola's Elegant Arches Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
100% SWEET PEESugary Wees Equals Endocrine Trouble... Pancreas's Effectiveness Ebbing Angela Brett, when Tony apologised for mistyping an 'a' instead of an 'e' in his SWEET PEA expansion.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SWEETROLLSomething We Eagerly Eat To Resurrect Our Lost Love Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
100% SWEETSSugar Will Eventually Erode Teeth Successfully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% SWIFTSteve Wozniak Is Fast Thinker Angela Brett, thinking that maybe FAST THINKER a.k.a Woz could help out MacGirl and Keyboard in a few episodes.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
100% SWILLSomeone's Whispered Intimate Love Lies Rico Leffanta
Drugs
100% SWIMMINGSome Water Is Missing - Maybe In Novice's Gullet Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
100% SWIMMING (2)Splashing Women Incite Manhunting Mermaids Investigating Navel Gyrations Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
100% SWISHSibilant Whooshing Is Sound Heard. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% SWISH (2)Silk Which Is Softly Handled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% SWISH (3)Some Wealthy Individual's Stylish Home Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% SWISH (4)Substance Which Is Singularly Horrible! Patricia Rix (if you don't know what swish-barrel whisky is, you're lucky!)
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% SWISS FRANCSSplendid With Intense Shades, Small Fortune Redeemable As Note (Correctly Singular) Angela Brett -- the things that struck me about Swiss Francs were the bright colours and the fact that they're available in such high denominations. I've only seen up to a 200 Franc note (which is already better than I've seen in any other currency) but apparently there are 1000 Franc notes which are the most valuable mass circulated notes in the world.
Commerce:Money
100% SWISS FRANCS (2)Serious Wealth Indeed. Switzerland's Savers Feel Rich And Never Countenance Spending Tony
Commerce:Money
100% SWITCH ONStart With Installation - Then Check Handy Onscreen Notes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
92% SWITZERLANDSurrounded (by) White-Ice-Tops, Zurich Edges Round Lake - Attains Near Dormancy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SWITZERLAND (2)Speak/ Write In Tongues, Zones Exhibiting Regional Languages Aren't Nation-Dividers. Angela Brett -- Switzerland has four official languages, German, French, Italian and Romansh.
Places:Countries
100% SWIZZLEStick - Whirled In Zesty Zippy Liquid Environment. TMcCO'G - a Swizzle Stick is the slender piece of plastic in a cocktail glass used for stirring (with or without a cherry or onion on it!).
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
100% SWORDSharp Weapon Of Ruthless Destruction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
100% SWORD (2)Sharp Weapon Of Relentless Destruction Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
100% SWORDSStart Weeping... Our Regiment's Deadly Serious Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
100% SYLVIAShould You Love Virgins, I'm Available! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
100% SYMBIOSISSystem Yielding Mutual Benefits Is Offering Species Integrated Survival Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% SYNODICShouldn't You Now Omit Day In Calendar? Rico Leffanta
Time
100% SYNONYM"Sometimes You Need Other Nouns", You Mean? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
100% SYNONYM (2)Similar, Yet Not Original Name, You Mean? Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay
100% SYRIAScant Yearly Rainfall - Inland Arid. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SYRIA (2)Start Your Rocksts, Iraq Again W. Kline
Places:Countries
100% SYRUPSugary Yet Rather Uniquely Pleasant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Confectionery
83% SYRUP (2)Sap You Readily Use on Pancakes. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% SYSTEMSometimes You Should Try Easier Method Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
100% SYSTEMATISESo You'll Switch To Efficient Method, And That'll Increase Sales Eventually. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
100% SYSTOLESighing Your System's Ticker Of Lifes Expansion Jan Morgan
Science:Biology

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