| BASTARD | Buy A Second Ticket And Receive Discount. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | DIPSOMANIAC (2) | Drink In Pleasant Surroundings. Our Merriment's Arranged Nightly In Attractive Cellars. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | DUMB! | Don't Underestimate My Bargains! | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | EAT POTATO | Everything's At Twenty Percent Off, Today And Tomorrow Only! | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF and ANGELANESS- this one turned out to be a winning entry!)
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                | GASBAG (2) | Get A Second Book Absolutely Gratis | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | GET BENT | Get Exercise - Tae Bo Extinguishes Nervous Tension. | 
                Angela Brett
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                | GET STUFFED | Genuinely Exciting Travel! Special Trips Undertaken Featuring Farflung Exotic Destinations | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | GO AND TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AT YOURSELF | Go On A Novel Discovery Trip - Adults & Kids Enjoy A Romp Unearthing Neolithic Novelties In Northern Greece - Just Under Mount Parnassus. A Thrilling Year Of Unparalleled Richness. Special Educational Lessons Featured. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | GO AWAY | Go On, Ask, We'll Astound You. | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | GO AWAY, NOW! | Get On A Wing, And You'll Navigate Our World. | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | IDIOT (3) | I Deal Insurance... Outsmart Tomorrow! | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | JUMP IN A LAKE | Just Use Mother's Personal Identification Number, And Lunch At Kin's Expense! | 
                Angela Brett, while thinking about the SHOVE OFF challenge... although this one doesn't quite fit it.
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                | NINCOMPOOP | No Interest, No Charge On Making Purchase... Organise Optimal Payments | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | PAGANS | Pray - And Get Afterlife's Necessities Secured | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) Religion | 
                | PISS OFF (2) | Party In-Store... Sale On Freaky Fashions! | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | PIZZA FACE | Primo In Zit-Zapping... Acnekleen Foams And Cleanses Epidermis. | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | RUDENESS | Regular Users Discount Earns Nice Extra Special Savings | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | SHOVE OFF | Shop Here, Our Vegetarian Edibles Offer Fantastic Flavours. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to a creativity challenge on using rude acronyms to attract attention to products, like BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free)
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                | SHUT UP (2) | Shop Here Using The Ultimate Plastic | 
                Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | STUFF YOU | Save Thousands Using Freefone - For You're Obviously Unique. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | UGLY BOYS | Until Girls Like You - Buy Our Youthful Skincream. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | VANDALS | Valuable Antiques Neatly Displayed And, Luckily, Sold! | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | WANKERS NEEDED | We All Need Kinetic Exercise Regularly. Sign Now! Enrolment's Easy, Don't Even Delay | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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                | YOU LAZY GIT | You're Overdrawn? Unsecured Loans Arranged Zippily: You Get Interesting Terms. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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