Subcategories:
You can see the full category hierarchy on the Category Map.
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| BEDCOVER | Basic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance | 
                Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| BRICK | Building Requires Intricate Construction Knowledge | 
                Tony Moore | 
| CANDLE | Cylindrical Artifact, Non Dripping, Light Emitting. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| COB (3) | Container, Or Basket | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| COLLECTIONS | Common Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. | 
                Roger Williams | 
| CURTAIN | Cloth Used Regularly Turns Atmosphere Into Nighttime | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| DENTURES | Dentists Extract Natural Teeth Using Revenue Enhancement Schemes | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| DICE | Deals In Chance Events | 
                Sean Lamb Entertainment:Games  | 
| DOOR KNOCKER | Digitally Operated Object Reveals Knowledge Now Of Caller's Keylessness - Entry Required. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady - who made this up just to use R@@@@ as his email address on the Acronym Submission Form | 
| FAN | Forces Air Nearer. | 
                Roger Williams | 
| FAN (2) | Feeling Always Nice | 
                Jan Morgan | 
| FOUNTAIN PEN | Flows Out... Usually Nice, Though Also It Needs Protectors -- Easily Nasty. | 
                Jeff Anonymous. Fountain pens are nice -- I find that I can write better with one than with a ballpoint, though that's not saying much -- but if you put one in your shirt pocket, be sure that you are wearing a pocket protector if you like the shirt much or you don't want to be embarassed. | 
| GARDEN LIGHTS | Generating A Remarkable Display Every Night - Lamps Illuminate Grower's Horticulural Trophy Specimens | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Plants  | 
| GUM | Glue - Usually Mucilage | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Plants:Trees  | 
| INKWELL | I'll Now Keep Writing, Employing Lampblack Liquid | 
                Tony | 
| LADDER | Lying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! | 
                Patricia Rix People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| LAMP (2) | Lost At Midnight? Press. | 
                Steve Keate | 
| LAMP (3) | Light Atop Manmade Pole | 
                Jan Morgan | 
| LAVA LAMP | Like A Volcano, A Light Activates Moving Patterns | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| LAVA LAMP (2) | Lacking Any Volcanic Activity, Light Affords Many Possibilities | 
                Melanie Merswolke | 
| LIGHT | Lamp Is Generating Heat Too! | 
                Angela Brett Science:Physics  | 
| LIGHT (2) | Lightbulb, If Glowing, Has This. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Physics  | 
| LITTERBOX | Like Infectious Toxic Tornado, Emanations Render Breathing Only Xperimental | 
                Patricia Rix | 
| LOCK | Lacking Owner's Combination / Key | 
                Angela Brett | 
| LOCKS | Locks/Lock! Open: Compatible Keys! Security! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| NAPKIN | Nicely Arranged Paper Keeps It Neat | 
                Daryl Thomas | 
| NIB | Numerous Ink Blotches | 
                Tony | 
| OIL | Oh, It Lubricates! | 
                Roger Williams | 
| OSSETT | Ornate Spare Secretes Extra Toilet Tissue | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ossett is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A frilly spare-toilet-roll-cosy.') Words & Wordplay:Liffs  | 
| PAPER (2) | Parchment Advances Produced Economical Replacement | 
                Tony Moore | 
| PEN | Paper-Embellishing Nib | 
                Angela Brett Communication  | 
| PENCIL | Please Erase Non-Correct Illustrations/ Letters | 
                Angela Brett Communication  | 
| PENCIL (2) | Prudish Euphemistic Name Concerns Its Lead | 
                Patricia Rix Communication  | 
| PENCIL (3) | People Enjoy Nice Colours In 'Leads' | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Communication  | 
| PENCIL (4) | Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! | 
                Roger Williams Communication  | 
| PENCIL (5) | Plumbus's Excluded, Now Carbon's In Lieu | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PENCIL (4). Pencils have never, ever contained lead. Carbon in the form of graphite has been misnamed for ages. (See PEDANTRY for a correction.) Communication  | 
| PLIERS | Perhaps Lying In Elecrician's Rumpled Satchel. | 
                TMcCO'G who has noticed that Plumbers usually carry a sturdy toolbox, but Electricians often use an old leather carryall. | 
| PLIERS (2) | Possibly Lost Items Easily Retrieved... Sometimes | 
                Roger Williams | 
| PLUG | Push Lightly Until Grounded | 
                Matthew Oram | 
| POT (7) | Piece Of Terracotta | 
                Jon Barker | 
| POWER TOOLS | Plug On Wall - Electricity's Released To Operate On Lumber Stocks | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Electronics  | 
| SAW | Split Apart Wood | 
                Angela Brett Assorted Verbs  | 
| SAW (3) | Seen Around Workshops | 
                Angela Brett | 
| SCISSORS | Snips Cardboard In Seconds - Slashing Others Requires Sharpening. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| SHALE | Slipping Has A Lovely Ending | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| SPOOL | Spindle Product's Outputted Onto Loop | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| SPRINKLERS | Spritzing Precipitation Rains In Navigational Kinetics. Liquid Enriches Rotating Sections | 
                Jan Morgan -- watering system | 
| STAIR (2) | Specific Tread And Its Riser | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Buildings  | 
| SUITCASE | Suitably Un Intesting Transport Capsule Aiding Stylish Escape | 
                Matthew Oram | 
| SURE (2) | Spraying Underarms Removes Exudations | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to a brand of deodorant | 
| TERRY | Towelling - Envelope Robe Round Yourself | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| TAMPAX (2) | These Aren't Men's Products Apparently - Xtraordinary! | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| WASHER | When A Seal Has Expired, Replace! | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| WICK | With Illumination Comes Knowledge | 
                Gavin Lambert (thinking lantern wick in an old library or something) Art & Literature  | 
| WICK (2) | What's Inside Candles; Kindling | 
                Gavin Lambert |