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| 100% | ARMY OFFICER | A Regimental Man, You Oversee Friendly Forces In Charging Enemy Redoubt | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | BRIDGE COMMANDER | Boat's Ruler Issues Directives, Gives Every Command Or Manages Men. Assures Naval Directives Enforced Rigorously | Tony McAyeAye O'Grady 
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| 100% | BRIGADIER | Begins Reasonably Intelligently - Gradually Abates - Disimproving Intellect Enforces Retirement | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 88% | CAPTAIN | Complacent And Peremptory - Thinks Army-life Is Nice | Tony McCoy O'Grady and Mike Redmond 
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| 100% | COLONEL | Competent Once... Lively Once.... Now Elderly & Lethargic | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 90% | COMMANDER | Chief Of Many Men And Naval Deity (to) Enlisted Ratings | Mick Bridgstock 
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| 100% | CORPORAL | Chevron-Owning Recent Private, Officious, Repulsive And Loathsome | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | FIELD MARSHAL | Fool Is Elevated Loftily.... Drastic Misjudgement! Adores Regimentation, Secretly Hasn't 'A Life' | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | GENERAL | Generally Evinces Nothing Exceptional - Rarely A Livewire | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | LIEUTENANT | Low-Initiative-Endowed, Used To Examining Nothing And Not Thinking | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | LIEUTENANT COLONEL | Long In Experience - Unsung Technical Expert Needs A New Title. Command Of Legions Of Newly Enlisted Looms | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | MAJOR | Must Admonish Junior Officers Regularly | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 92% | MASTER CHIEF | Many Attacking Strangers Take Evasive Routes to Circumvent His Inventive, Exceptional Fighting. | Freddy Heimann, I am EXTREMELY BORED! Computers:Games:Game Characters
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| 100% | PRIVATE | Plodding Ranker Is Valiantly Assaulting The Enemy | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | SERGEANT | Stripes Earned Recently Generate Envy Amongst Non-Talented | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | TOMMIE | Trooper, Or Military Man, In England | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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