| EGGSHELL | Endless Gastric Gripes - Someone Has Evidently Lapped Litres | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
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                | EGGSHELL (2) | Even Glutton Gets Satisfied - Having Eaten Liquid Lunch | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance EGGSHELL
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                | EMULSION | Each Meal Using Liquid Suspension Isn't Overly Nutritious | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
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                | EMULSION (2) | Evening Meal's Unusually Luscious - Stir It Often, Naturally | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance EMULSION
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                | ENAMEL | Expect No Appetising Meals Eating Lacquer | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
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                | ENAMEL (2) | Everyone Needs A Meal - Eat Liberally | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance ENAMEL
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                | GLOSS | Gain Little Off Shiny Surface | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, who, after reading PAINT, said 'Now, I'm all in favour of warning people of things which are inedible but I am unconvinced that paint (in all its guises) is inedible so, on the assumption that either it is bad for one, or good for one, I've devised a dual system of acronyms....'
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                | GLOSS (2) | Good Lunching On Sleek Surface | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance GLOSS
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                | GOUACHE | Generally One Using Artist's Colouring Hastens Enteritis | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
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                | MATT | Mine's A Tad Tasteless | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
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                | MATT (2) | Makes A Tasty Treat | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance MATT
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                | PAINT (2) | Pleasing And Incredibly Nutritious. Truely. | 
                Steve Keate, balancing his negative PAINT expansion after reading Tony's GLOSS etc.
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                | UNDERCOAT | Usually Non-Digestible Eaters Regularly Crouch Over A Toilet | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
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                | UNDERCOAT (2) | Unique Nectar - Decorators Enjoy Repasts Containing Oil And Thinners | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance UNDERCOAT
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                | WATERCOLOUR | When A Toxin's Eaten, Rashes Can Occur. Loads Of Unhealthy Radicals. | 
                Angela Brett (see GLOSS)
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                | WATERCOLOUR (2) | What A Taste Extravaganza! Restaurant Chefs Ought Learn Of Unusual Repast. | 
                Angela Brett, to balance WATERCOLOUR
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