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| ALOETTE | A Lovely Objective, Essence To Try, Everyone | 
                Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic Company made with Aloe Vera in it Commerce:Companies  | 
| ARBONNE | A Real Botanical Objective, Nourishes Naturally Everyone | 
                Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic company Commerce:Companies  | 
| BOTOX | Brought On To Ongoing Xaminations | 
                Dennis Carr Drugs  | 
| COMB | Cleans Out Messy Bunches | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| CROWN TOPPER (2) | Curls & Ringlets Obviously Withered, Now Tonsorial Operatives Proffer Perfectly Elegant Replacement | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| DOUCHE | Dirt's Off Under Cascading Hot Effusion | 
                Patricia Rix | 
| IMMAC | Incredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover. Drugs  | 
| IMPULSE | If Musky Perfume Urges, Let's Sensuously Embrace | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| LIPSTICK (2) | Loves Inciting Peckers She Tattoos In Cold Kisses | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| SHAMPOO | Stops Hair Acquiring Mange. Pour Over Oneself. | 
                Eric Bridgstock | 
| SOAP | Scrubbing Often Amends Pelt | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| SOFTWASH | Some Oaf Found Their Water And Soap Hard? | 
                Angela Brett, on seeing some 'Softwash' soap, wondering just how hard other soaps are. | 
| SOFTWASH (2) | Soap Only Foams The Water, Antibacterial Sterilises Hands | 
                Angela Brett, after using some SOFTWASH liquid hand wash. | 
| SPONGE | Smelly People Obviously Need Greater Exposure | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| TOOTHBRUSH | To Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard! | 
                Angela Brett | 
| XYLOSE SORBITOL | Xylitol... You'll Love Our Substitute. Everyday Sugar Often Rots But Its Taste Obviates Lesions. | 
                Angela Brett (xylose sorbitol, a.k.a. XYLITOL is used as a sweetener in dental products and low-calorie foods... so even though sugar is bad for our teeth, making products taste like it can encourage people to look after their teeth.) Food & Drink:Condiments  |