Acronyms Predominantly Result in Obfuscation... 'Nsure Yours Mean Something
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| 100% | ALFALFA | A Little For Arthritis - Limbs Freely Active |
Tony |
| 100% | ALFALFA (2) | A Little For Appetite, Lots For Anaemia/Autoimmunotoxicity |
Angela Brett -- Appetite is just one of the many A-words on the all-encompassing lists of what alfalfa might possibly improve. Apparently there is one documented case of alfalfa overdose which resulted in mild anaemia and leucopenia. |
| 100% | ALOE VERA | Agave Lotion On Epidermis Virtually Erases Rough Abrasions |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | BASIL | Bequeath's A Salad Its Lushness |
Tony |
| 100% | BLACK COHOSH | Buttercup-Like, And Clinicians/Companies Know Compound Offers Hope Of Stimulating Hormones |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | CELANDINE | Certain Extracts Lighten A Nervous Digestion - It's Notedly Effective |
Tony |
| 100% | CELANDINE (2) | Claimed Enhancer Lists Antithetical Notions... Does It Not Enhance? |
Angela Brett (Like adverts for many medicinal herbs, those for celandine list illnesses and desirable qualities mixed together, without saying which it enhances and which it cures.) |
| 100% | CORDYCEPS | Claims Of Reducing (Drastically) Your Cholesterol & Enhancing Pulmonary System |
Tony |
| 100% | DANDELION | Delightful, Although Natural Dispersement Endangers Lawns If Openly Neglected |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | DANDELION (2) | Drunk As Nostrum, Diuretic Effect Lingers, Inconveniently, Over Night |
Patricia Rix |
| 100% | DANDELION (3) | Dilute As Necessary & Drink. Emit Liquids Intensely Over Nighttime |
Tony (Dandelion is known as 'piss-the-bed' because of it's diuretic properties.) |
| 90% | ECHINACEA | Extremely Common Herb - It's Noted Against Colds & (is) Effective Antioxidant |
Tony |
| 100% | EPIMEDIUM | Enhances Potency In Males - Extends 'Duration' In Underperforming Men |
Tony |
| 100% | FO TI | For One's Tea Infusion |
Angela Brett (I assume it's an accident that the name could be pronounced as a non-rhotic 'for tea' but apparently fo ti is used as a tea.) |
| 100% | FO TI (2) | Flogged On The Internet |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | FO TI (3) | Finest Of Traditional Infusions |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | FO TI ROOT | Fear Of Technology? Ingest Remedy Of Older Times! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | GARLIC | Garnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | GARLIC (2) | Good At Repulsing Lovers, If Chewed. |
Tony |
| 100% | GINGER (2) | Good In Nosh, Generates Extra Radiance. |
Tony |
| 100% | GINSENG | Generally Its Nice, Sexually Enhances Naughty Geriatrics |
Tony |
| 100% | GUARANA | Gets Users Active - Regarded As Natural Aphrodisiac |
Tony |
| 100% | HERBS | Healing Edible Roots, Buds Savory |
Jan Morgan -- herbs are used for enhancing the flavor of food and can be used to heal what ails you |
| 100% | HORSE CHESTNUT | Hemorrhoids Of Robust Soreness Eased. Chronic Hairveins Evidently Succumb To Nature's Usual Treatment |
Tony |
| 100% | HORSETAIL | Hairs Of Rather Splendid Equine - Tasty And Incredibly Long |
Tony (Yeah, I know it's a plant and not an actual horse's tail) |
| 100% | LICORICE | Liver Infections Cleared - Oriental Records Indicate Clear Evidence |
Tony |
| 100% | MILK THISTLE | Medicinal In Liver & Kidney Treatments, Harried Individuals Should Take Liquid Extracts |
Tony |
| 100% | ORGANIC HERB | Our Rogues Grow A New Investment Crop, Harvesting Each Reader's Balance |
Angela Brett, in response to some spam on the Apronyms Forums by a company with that name. Commerce:Companies |
| 100% | PISSENLIT | Peeing In Sleepwear Seems Extremely Nasty, Lessening Its Thermodynamics |
Patricia Rix (pissenlit is French for DANDELION... see DANDELION (2)) |
| 100% | RHODIOLA | Recommended Herb Often Diagnosed In Occasional Lung Afflictions |
Tony |
| 100% | SCHISANDRA | Supposedly Can Help Irritable Stomachs And Nervous Digestions - Reliably Affective |
Tony |
| 100% | SENNA LEAF | Sh*t Erupts Near Nasty Asshole, Laxative Effects Are Famous |
Tony, when Senna Leaf was mentioned as one of ORGANIC HERB's products. I don't know if Senna Leaf has similar properties to Senna Pod, and I can't be arsed finding out. |
| 86% | STEVIA | Sweetener That's Effective, Variously Identified (as) Azucaca |
Tony |
| 100% | ST JOHN'S WORT | Supposed To Jolt Our Happiness; No Salesman/Scientist Would Openly Refute This. |
Angela Brett, who has heard that St. John's Wort is good for depression. Choose the S word based on your scepticism level. |
| 100% | THYME | This Herb You Must Eat |
Tony |
| 100% | WILD YAM | Will I Live Double Years Appearing Mortesque? |
Angela Brett -- the ORGANIC HERB spammer mentioned wild yam as one of it's products, so I assume it's rumoured to be good for something, and extending lifespan is a pretty general aim that most remedies share. 'Mortesque' isn't a word but I'm using it to mean something like 'as if dead.' -- you'd have to be careful with anything promising a long life that you didn't end up living another hundred years looking and feeling like a corpse. |
| 100% | WILD YAM (2) | Wonderful In Large Doses You'll Agree, Milady |
Tony |