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GNATSGet Needlessly Aggressive, Then Strike Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Insects
GNUGood News, Usually Steve Keate (GNU actually stands for 'Gnu's Not Unix' and is a project by the free software foundation to make a free alternative to Unix.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
GOATGnaws On Any Thing! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
GOBBLEGorge On Big Bites, Lacking Etiquette Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
GOBLINGenerally Objectionable Bugger Lacking In Niceness TMcCO'G - who recalls that in any fairytale, the pixies were usually good, but goblins were always nasty
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
GOBSMACKEDGenuinely Overcome By Speechlessness. Mouth Apparently Completely Knackered - Extremely Dumbfounded. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who was gobsmacked that Jeff acronymised his forum post - see http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=983076143
Assorted Adjectives
Communication:Acronyms Forums
GODGreat Omniscient Deity Angela Brett
Religion
GODFATHERSGentlemen On Deity's Faith Assignments To Help Educate, Redeem & Save Tony, responding to a request for a name for a men's ministry
Religion:Men's Ministry
GODMOTHERGood Old Dame Minding Other Transient Humans Extra Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
GODSGenerous Omni Developers Share Angela Brett, because the Omni Group (http://omnigroup.com) makes some excellent products for Mac OS X, including frameworks for other Cocoa developers to use. Some might regard the Omni folk as GODS.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
GOETHEGo Open Every Telltale Heart Enthusiastically Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
GOLDGood Old Lucre, Delightful! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
GOLDENGuess One's Love Does Endow Nicely Jan Morgan
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
GOLDIEGives Owner Love, Devoted In Enjoyment Jan Morgan -- name of a cat
Names:Pet Names
GOLFGame Over Lovely Fairways Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
GOLGIGood Old Lipoproteins Get Instructed Angela Brett, after someone told her that a golgi apparatus is a 'structure where proteins go to college.'
Science:Biology
Education
GONADGenerates Ova Night And Day Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
GONERILGrowing Obsessively Nasty, Ends Regan's Imperious Life Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
GONZALOGeriatric Old Nestor - Zealous And Loyally Objective Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
GOODGreatly Overused, Ordinary Declaration. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
GOODBYEGone Out-Of-Date By Yesterday Evening Tony McCoy O'Grady who pays little or no attenttion to the 'best-before-date' on food, on the principle that if it looks ok, it probably is ok :-)
Food & Drink
GOODNIGHTGoodness Oh Oh Dear Now Its Going Home Time Messy Eater, During a conversation
Assorted Phrases
Time
GOODNIGHTS"Getting Off" On Doorstep, Now I Grope Her Thighs Sexily Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GOOGLEGoing Off On Gigantic Lexicon Enterprise W. Kline
Computers:Internet
GOSPELGiving Orders So People Expect Love Rico Leffanta
Religion
GOSSIPGabbling Openly, Some Spicy Information's Passed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
GOTHGory Overdone Teenagers Hurting wishes
People & Relationships
GOUACHEGenerally One Using Artist's Colouring Hastens Enteritis Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
GOVERNANCEGetting On's Very Essential Requirement - Needing A Nominated Central Executive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
GOWANSTOWNGowanstown, Oh What A Name! Surely That Only Was Nonsense. Rob Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
GOWERGallant Officer's Worth Earns Respect Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry V
GOWNGraduate's Otherwise Wearing Nothing Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating - there are bound to be pranksters who wear nothing under the gown.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
GPFGreatly Pooched Files Sean Lamb, referring to the results of a General Protection Fault.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
GRAALGame Really Addicts, Albeit Latency Jeff Anonymous, referring to the game found at http://graalonline.com
Computers:Games
GRACEGod Regularly Advances Considerable Encouragement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:First names:Female
GRADEGenerally Railroads Aren't Deliberately Elevated Sean Lamb (The easiest tracks on which to control trains are perfectly level [with a 0% grade] and perfectly straight)
Transport:Trains
GRADUANDGirl Restlessly Awaits Departing University, And Newlywon Diploma. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
GRADUATIONGet Ready Academics... Depart University And Turn Into Overpaid Novices Angela Brett
Education
Time:Special Occasions
GRAMMEGravity 'Reaching At' Mass, Measures Everything Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
GRAPEGenerally Round And Plump Eats Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
GRAPHICSGlobally Recognised Artwork Perhaps Had Initial Computer Sketch Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Art & Literature
GRASSGet Real - A Super Smoke Eric Bridgstock
Drugs:Cannabis
GRAVEGrievers Remember A Vanished Embodyment Angela Brett
Places
People & Relationships:Death
GRAVELERGreat Rock Attacks Violently Electrabuzzes, Lanturns, Electrodes, & Raichus Jeff Anonymous (who decided to do Pokemon #75 as his 75th accepted acronym)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
GRAVESGod Requests A Visit, Eternal Souls. Angela Brett
Places
People & Relationships:Death
GRAVITHOLUSGenerally Reported Alberta Vertebrate Is This Herbivore. Owns Large, Unusual Skull Sean Lamb (Gravitholus, discovered in Alberta, had a skull that was wider and thicker than others of the same age)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
GRAVITYGround's Rushing And Velocity Is Terminal, Yikes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
GREEDGreat Riches Exercise Eminent Domain Rico Leffanta, who explains that (according to U.S. Senator Daniel K. Inouye), the Congress of the United States of America have yet to honour ONE single treaty made with any native people of North America. As an example, greedy ranchers wanted land for their cattle, farmers wanted water for their crops, and miners wanted the minerals on Fort Apache Indian Reservation, so - despite the treaty - Congress reduced the size of the Reservation FIVE times by 'restoring' the land to the public domain (illegal, since it never previously formed part or parcel of the public domain) as a National Forest, which permits greedy ranchers, farmers, and miners to 'develop' the natural resources.
Politics
GREETINGSGladly Reveals Enmity's Elapsed, Then I'll Now Gesture 'Salutations' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
GREGORIANGenius Reorganised Everything, Greatly Organising Rearrangements In Annual Notation TMcCO'G
Time
GRENADAGetting Rather Edgy, Neighbours Air-Dropped Advisers. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GREYGenerally Reveals Elderly Years Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Time:Age
GRIEVOUSGrave Robber Is Extolling Virtues Of Using Shovel Angela Brett (grave robbing is rather a grievous thing to do.)
People & Relationships:Death
GRIMACEGod, Really I Must Abide Chelsea Everafter! Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's ideas to include the sounds of her niece Chelsea in this stack.
People & Relationships:Emotions
GRINCHGrumbling Recluse Is Not Completely Happy Tony McCoy O'Grady - Who doesn't know what a 'grinch' is, but saw the video once or twice too often at work over Christmas :-(
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
GRIPGrasp Rigidly In Palm Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
GRIPEGirls Ridiculing Innate Penis Envy Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
GROKGenuine Revelations Of Knowledge Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
GROOMGentleman Registering Oath Of Matrimony Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
GROUCHGarbagebin - Resident Oscar Usually Called Home Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
GROUCHYGrumpy Response Of Unhappy Chap Hurts You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GROUNDHOGGluttonous Rodent Opens Underground Nest, Digs His Own Grave Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
GROWSGiven Resources Opportunists Win Sales! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
GROWTHGetting Rounder... Or Wider... Taller... Heavier Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
GRUBGreat Raw Useless Boiled Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
GRUFFGravelly Responses Usually Frustrates Feelings Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GUACAMOLEGooey, Unusual Avocado Concoction Among Most Outrageous Luncheon Eatables Melanie Merswolke
Food & Drink:Condiments
GUAMGunned-Up American Militiamen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUARANAGets Users Active - Regarded As Natural Aphrodisiac Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GUATEMALAGenerally Upland, Although There Exists Much At Lower Altitudes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUCCIGirl's Underwear Can Create 'Incident' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GUFFAWGloriously Uproarious Feelings For A While Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
GUICIDEGraphical User Interface Crashed... Instant Disaster Ensued! Angela Brett, pondering whether deinstalling a GUI (Graphical User Interface) would be committing 'guicide'
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers
GUIDEGets Used, Individual's Direction Essential Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
GUIDOGuides Unsighted Italian Dog-Owner TMcCO'G - who feels that Guido would be a great name for an Italian's Guide-Dogs-For-The-Blind Labrador
Names:Pet Names
GUILTYGot Unknown Interlocutor? Likely Tony, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone posted as 'Trickertreat' on the forums and we were wondering if it was Tony. It was.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
GUINEAGently Undulating Is Neat Encyclopedia's Attribution. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUINEA-BISSAUGovernment Uses Its National Earnings At Building Its Seafishing. Subsistence Agriculture Usual. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUITARGood Unplugged Instrument To Acclaim Righteousness Grace Francis
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
GUMGlue - Usually Mucilage Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
GUNGreat Unusual Names Jan Morgan
Military:Weapons
GURGLEGullet Utters Rolling Groan-Like Effect Tony McCoy O'Daddy
Assorted Nouns:Noises
GURUGenius Usually Reveals 'Unknowable' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
GUYANAGenerally Undisturbed, Yet Arable Near Atlantic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GWENGood Welsh Effeminate Name Angela Brett (Gwendolyn is a Welsh name meaning fair haired)
Names:First names:Female
GYARADOS'Goldfish' Yields A Rare Atrocious Dragon Of Size Angela Brett (Gyarados is Pokemon #130)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
GYMNASTICSGirls & Young Men Now Attempt Stretches That Impossibly Curve Spine Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
GYPSYGreases Your Psychic Secret Yearnings Rico Leffanta
Religion
GYROSCOPEGenerates Year-Round Output. Spins Constantly Once Properly Established Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
GYROSCOPICGet Yours! Rotates Omnidirectionally So Centre Of Positition Is Constant. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
GYROSTABILIZERGod! You're Rolling Over! Stop That! Aircraft Begins Inclining, Luckily Implement Zeroes Endangering Rotation. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
GYTRASHGhost You Think Real, Apparition Seemingly 'Here' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
GYVEGot You! Villain's Entrapped. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns

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