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PFALTZGRAFFPeople's Food's Always Lots Tastier, Zippier, Given Really Astonishingly Fine Foodware Patricia Rix - Pfaltzgraff is a very beautiful, very high quality stoneware made in the U.S.A.
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
PHALLUSPretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PHASEPeriodic Happenings Around Some Event TMcCO'G
Time
PHASERPlease Have A Stun Effect Ready Angela Brett (apparently "set your phasers to stun" is a common command in Star Trek)
Military:Weapons
PH.D.Pathetically Haughty Dunce Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
PHIL'Philip' Has Identifier Limited Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
PHILADELPHIAPortrays Hero's Intriguing Life And Details Evolving Life-Problems. He's Infected - AIDS! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
PHILANTHROPYPlainly Humanity Is Loved - And Normally This Has Romantic Overtones & Pecuniary Yield Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PHILATELISTPerson Hoarding Interesting Letter Adornments To Examine & Lookup In Stamp Tomes Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Communication
PHILIPPINESPeople Hated Its Leaders, In Particular People Into Needless Expensive Shoes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PHILOSOPHERSPeople Here, In Life, On Some Opportune Planet... How Extremely Remarkable Sounding! Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PHOBIAPhears Have Overtaken Because I'm Anxious Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
PHONEMESPrimary Hearing Objects - Nearly Every Morpheme Employs Several Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
PHOSPHORUSPilots Have Over-Supply. Potentially Hellfire Objects Relayed Unto Scene Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
PHOTOCOPIERPlace Hand On Top Of Copier & One's Palm Is Endlessly Reproduced Tony McXerox O'Grady
Science:Electronics
PHOTOGRAPHPeople Have One Taken Occasionally, Get Ready And Pose Happily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PHOTONParticle Helps One Talk Over Networks Tony McCoy O'Grady - who sincerely hopes that photons operate in fiber-optics
Communication
Science:Physics:Particles
PHYLLISPlease Have Your Love Life In Secret! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
PHYSICSProfession Has Young Scientists Investigating Complex Spaces Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
PIPatternless Irrational Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PIANOPlay In A Nice Order Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PICARDPerson In Charge Aboard Roving Dreadnaught Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
PICCOLOPrinciple Is Clear - Cover Over Little Openings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PICHUPikachu Infant. Cries Horribly, Unpeacefully. Jeff Anonymous (Pichu, Pokemon #172, is a baby Pikachu.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PICKAXPlease Ignore Craggy Kaves. Awkay, Xplore! Jeff Anonymous, on what could be consdered a good tool for spelunkers.
Sports & Recreation
PICNICPolite Intercourse Could Not Impede Copulation Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
PICTUREPales In Comparison To Unadulterated Real Event Angela Brett
Art & Literature
PIDGEYPlaying In Dirt Gets Eyes Yucky Angela Brett (Pidgey is Pokemon #16)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PIECEPartial Item - Especially Capturing Essence Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PIGPork Is Good! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
PIKACHUPokemon Is Keeping Animation Creators Happy & Unstarved! Angela Brett (Pikachu is Pokemon #25)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PIKEPointed Implement Kills Enemies Sean Lamb (dictionary.com lists one definition as "A long spear formerly used by infantry.")
Military:Weapons
PIMASTERParticular Irrational's Memorised, A Superimportant Transcendental's Effortlessly Recited. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
PIMPProfits In Manipulating Prostitutes Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PIMPLEPlease Ignore My Pained & Lumpy Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PINCHPatently Idiotic Non-Competent Healer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
PINCHINGPain Is Now Caused, Help - It's Not Gentle TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
PINCHYPennypinchy, I'd Name Crustacean! He's Yummy. Angela Brett (Pinchy was the lobster which Homer bought small and then raised into a fully-grown lobster in order to save money.)
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
PINEPuts Irritating Needles Everywhere TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
PINGProbably Instigating No Good. Steve Keate, while wondering while people online were pinging him.
Computers:Internet
PINKPersonally, I'm Not Kinky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
PIPPINPeering Into Palantir Produces Intense Nightmare Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
PIRACYPernicious Individuals Rob And Cheat You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PISAPrecariously Inclined Structure, Alarmingly Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
PISCESPseudo-Intelligent Science Commands Extra Scepticism Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
PISMOPowerBook Is Superlative Mobile Office. Angela Brett, referring to the last PowerBook G3 model, code-named 'Pismo.'
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
PISSEDPeed In Side Street... Eww! Disgusting! Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
PISSENLITPeeing In Sleepwear Seems Extremely Nasty, Lessening Its Thermodynamics Patricia Rix (pissenlit is French for DANDELION... see DANDELION (2))
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
PISSOFFProfessional In Some Sort Of Financial Field John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
PISTOLPetty, Insolent, Small Time Oafish Lout Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
PITCHFORKPlease Insert Tines Carefully Hay Fever Often Reveals Kissers Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
PITHParticularly Interesting Tropical Helmet Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
PITSLIGOPeople In Tube Straphang - 'Look, I'm Gently Oozing!' Tony McCoy O'Grady (Pitsligo is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Part of traditional mating rite. During the first hot day of spring, all the men in the tube start giving up their seats to ladies and staphanging. The purpose of pitsligo is for them to demonstrate their manhood by displaying the wet patches under their arms.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PIZZAPalatable In Zesty Zeal Appetizing Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
PLACARDPagan Libidos Are Cocked And Readily Discharged Rico Leffanta, who explains that placards are public labels; just as black men are placarded as having oversized organs, pagans are placarded as having overactive libidos.
People & Relationships
PLACARDSPublic Labels Announce Community's Assumptions, Rapidly Diffusing Stereotypes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
PLACEPosition Located And Correctly Established Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
PLAGUEPeople Lying About Grotesquely... Uncountable Expiries. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PLAITPart Lock Approximately Into Thirds Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PLANPrepare, Launch, And Notarize Patricia Rix
Assorted Verbs
PLANETSProbably Lifeless Aggregations Now Encircling The Sun Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
PLASMAPyrolysis Looms As Spacecraft Meets Atmosphere Angela Brett, who hopes that the term 'pyrolysis' can apply to the separation of atoms into ions and electrons in plasma.
Science:Astronomy
Science:Physics
PLATINUMPricey Ladies' Adornment. Typically Inert, Not Usually Magnetic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
PLATOPerhaps Letters Are Totally Opinion Angela Brett, since the letters from which most of our knowledge of Plato come might not actually have been written by Plato, as is claimed.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
PLAYPointing Love At Yourself Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PLEASEDPretty Limpid Eyes And Smiles Express Delight LaughingBoy McCoy
People & Relationships:Emotions
PLEELEYPickled Lush's Elaborately Endeavours Looking Endearing - Yuk! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Pleeley is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Descriptive of a drunk person's attempt to be endearing.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PLETHORAPretty Ladies Eating Their Hearts Out Reconnoitring Abbeys Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
PLIERSPerhaps Lying In Elecrician's Rumpled Satchel. TMcCO'G who has noticed that Plumbers usually carry a sturdy toolbox, but Electricians often use an old leather carryall.
Household Objects
PLONKPurchaser's Likely Of No Knowledge Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
PLOWPatrolboat Lurches Over Waves TMcCO'G
Transport
PLUGPush Lightly Until Grounded Matthew Oram
Household Objects
PLUMEPeahen Looks Upon Mate's Exhibit Angela Brett
Science:Biology
PLURALPainfully Loud Ululating, Repeated A Lot! Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining that the 'Aaaaaarrrrggghh' in his ANTHRAX (2) is the plural of 'Aarrghh', an official Scrabble word.
Words & Wordplay
Assorted Nouns:Noises
PLUSPositively Lonely Unary's Superfluous Angela Brett, as it is not usually necessary to indicate that a number is positive with a plus sign.
Science:Mathematics
PLUTOPlanetary Location Universally Thought Outermost Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
PLYMOUTHPilgrims Left Your Moorings - Opposed Unto The Heirarchy Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
POEMPiece Of Enlightening Material Angela Brett
Art & Literature
POETPretentious, Or Extremely Talented? Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
POETSPinnacles Of Eloquence, They Say Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
POKEMONSPerhaps Our Kids Expend Money On Needless Sh*t Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
POKENYMSPokemon Original Kreations. Even Nicer, You Might Say. Jeff Anonymous, because some Pokemon acronyms might be more interesting than actual Pokemon.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers:Games
POLANDPlace Of Lech's Arising - Now Democratic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
POLARPosition's Obvious... Length, Angle Required. Angela Brett, referring to polar coordinates.
Science:Mathematics
POLICEPatrolling Our Lives In Circus Environment Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLITICIANPrejudiced Orotund Layabout Intending To Improve Career, In A Nutshell Leo Boyes
Politics
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
POLITICSParties Only Lack Incentive: Taxes Instigate Countless Squabbles Patricia Rix
Politics
POLIWAGPrefers Oceans... Legs Infantile & Weak, Aren't Groundworthy. Angela Brett (Poliwag is Pokemon #60)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
POLLPublic Opinion's Leanings Logged Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
POLOPony Owners Labour Outdoors Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
POLYFILLAPerhaps One's Lunchbox, You'll Find, Is Lately Lacking Appeal Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
POLYGAMYPlural Offensive Love, Yesterdays Gatherer At Multiple Yokes Jan Morgan - too many wives, old biblical practice of a man wanting to have multiple bonds (yokes) of marriage at the same time. No longer practiced.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
POMPrince Of Moaning Angela Brett (I have no opinions on the issue myself, but I've often heard people refer to 'whining poms')
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
PONDPaddling Of New Ducklings Angela Brett
Places:Waterways
PONGSPutrid Odour - Nappy-Gas Stinks. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
PONTIACPeople Of Note Travel In A Car Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
PONTYPRIDDProvision Of New Trials You Practice Regularly If Done Daily John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
POONPiece Of Orient's Nature Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
POOPEDPassed Out, One's Partially Expired, Dearest Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
POOPHOLEP*ss Off, Offensive People... Hardly One Lecherous Expansion Steve Keate, when someone searched acronyms.co.nz for 'poophole' and some ruder words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
POPPorn's Offered Plentifully Tony McCoy O'Grady, of Post Office Protocol. (I get more junk mail than stuff I want to read)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
POPCASTLEPiece Of Precocious Child's Artwork - Say "That Looks Excellent!" Tony McCoy O'Grady (Popcastle is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Something drawn or modelled by a small child which you are supposed to know wait it is.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
POPCORNPieces Of Puffed Cereal, Often Repeatedly Nibbled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
POPEPrelate Other Prelates Elected Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
POPSICLEPretty Often, People Suck Ice-Cold Lollies Eagerly. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
PORCUPINEPrickly Old Rascal Climbs Up Pines, Is Noisy Eater Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
PORNOTGRAPHICPictures Of Really Normal Objects That Get Responses As People Hear Interesting Captions Angela Brett -- 'Pornotgraphy' hints at being pornography, but is not. See http://macintosh.geek.nz/pron.html (I was tempted to invent 'Innuendic' for the I-word but I don't want to get too many demerit points on my creative license.) See also INNUENDON'T
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PORRIDGEPathetic Old Reprobate Robs Indigent Dear Grannies & Elders Tony McCoy O'Grady, pouring milk on yet another cereal killer.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
PORSCHEPhallic (Often Red) Symbol Creates Huge Envy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
PORTENDPrevious Omens Readily Tell Events Not Developed. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
PORTFOLIOPlenty Of Red Tape Folding One's Lifetime Investment Opportunities Tony McCoy O'DowJones
Commerce

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