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Loose apronyms:
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CAREERCan A Really Elderly Entrant Rise? Patricia Rix, adding: Or has one reached forced retirement?
CUBICLESCompanies Use Businessmen In Claustrophobic Little Environments, Sadly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
EMPLOYERSEvil Mice Pee Lastingly On Your Ears, Rodent Swine! Jeff Anonymous, referring to the attitude of some people against their employers. Salvaged from a failed mega-acronym.
People & Relationships:Insults
EMPLOYMENTExpenses Much Padded? Look Out - Your Monthly Emolument Needs Tackling Tony McCoy O'Grady
FIREDFree! I Renounced Employer's Direction Robert Anonymous
JOBLESSJoy Of Being Lacking Employment Slowly Shrinks Tony McWork O'Grady
JOLLYJunket: Office Looked Lonely Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett. "Jolly" is a slang term for a pleasure-trip, something like a semi-official business trip.
OSHOne Sore Hand Angela Brett (someone from Occupational Safety & Health came to my work to look at people's workstations and tell us how to reduce the risk of OOS. After following her directions on how to use the mouse for the rest of the day, I had a sore wrist.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
OVERWORKEDOne's Very Extended (Regularly Working Overtime) Really Knackered Every Day Tony McCoy O'Grady
PAYROLLPlease Accept Your Raise (Or Lowering) Lief. Angela Brett
PERKSPeople Employed Regularly Keep 'Souvenirs' Tony McCoy O'Grady
PROFESSIONSPeople Rather Offices For Earning Salaries, Since Income's Often Nicely Stable Tony McCoy OWageearner
RECRUITINGRemember Employers Can Reject Unskilled Individuals - That Includes New Graduates Angela Brett
RECRUITMENTRedcoats Enlisters Coerced Runaway Urchins Into The Military - Each Needed Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
REPORTSRegular Evaluation Procedure Often Reveals Torporific Staff Angela Brett
Communication
RESUMEReport Effortlessly Sums Up My Experiences Tony McCoy O'Grady
SALARYSufferers Always Long A Rejuvenated Youth Dundee
WAGEWon't Acknowledge Greater Effort Angela Brett
WORKWeed Out Recreational Knowledge Rico Leffanta
Commerce