APRONYMS BY ROGER WILLIAMS
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ADAM AND EVE (2)Apple Devoured. Absurd Mistake - Attempting Nugatory Deception. Edict: Vacate Eden! Roger Williams
Names
Religion
AIRAllows Instant Resuscitation. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
ALASKA (3)Audacious Lawlessness Allowed Spurious Klondike Acquisitions Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
History
ALPHABET (3)All Letters Placed Here; Altered By Enthusiastic Testers Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics
APE (3)Actually Practically Extinct. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
APPLE (5)Adam -- Please Partake. Love, Eve Roger Williams
Religion
APPLE (7)Appleseed's Planting Produced Lavish Edibles. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
APPLE (9)A Physician's Prescription; Let's Enjoy! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
APPLE PIE"American" Pie Pleases Lots! Every Piece Is Eaten! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
APRIL (3)As Predicted, Rain Is Likely! Roger Williams
Time:Months
APRONYMS (37)A Person Rephrases One Noun Yet Makes Several Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAPA Simple Yardstick One Uses Showing One's Weaknesses, Strengths Or Successes Has Always Lauded Labor. Yes, One's Undertakings Return Exactly As Predicted. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
AUTOMOBILE (3)A Useful Tool Often Making Our Busy, Involved Life Easier. Roger Williams
Transport
BANK (2)Bonds And Notes Kept. Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
BANK (3)Bounce Another Nineball Keenly. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BAR (6)Bottles Available Readily. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BEE (2)Busy Entomological Entity Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
BEHIND THE EIGHT BALLBalefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
Commerce
BEWARE OF DOGBelieve Exhortations! Woofs And Roars Echo Over Fence. Don't Open Gate! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
BITBrief, Insignificant Time Roger Williams
Time
BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
BOMB (2)Bungled Once More Bigtime! Roger Williams
Military:Weapons
BOWLINGBalls Occupy Waxed Lanes, Ideally; Not Gutters. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BRIBEBig Remittance Is Brash Enough Roger Williams
Commerce
BRONCOBucks Riders Off! None Can Outlast. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BULLYBrute; Usually Likes Lambasting You Roger Williams
People & Relationships
CALENDAR (2)Creation Actually Lists Every "Next Day". Annually Replaced. Roger Williams
Time
CAMERA (2)Can A Machine Easily Record Activities? Roger Williams
Science:Electronics
CANOE (2)Can A Novice Overturn Easily? Roger Williams
Transport
Sports & Recreation
CARRIONCarcasses Are Ripe & Rotting; It's One Nightmare! Roger Williams
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Death
CASH (5)Could A Safe Help? Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
CHEF (20)Cooking Helps Express Feelings. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Chefs
CIDER (2)Certainly It's Delicious & Extremely Refreshing. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
CIGARETTES (2)Cancer? I Guess A Reason Exists Tipping The Evidentiary Scales. Roger Williams
Drugs:Tobacco
COCA COLA (2)Come One, Come All! Consume Our Libations Always Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks
COLESLAWCabbage Only Looks Edible: Shredded Leaves Are Worthless. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
COLLECTIONSCommon Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. Roger Williams
Household Objects
CONGRESS (3)Come On! No Group Really Enacts Such Sh*t Roger Williams
Politics
CRAPSCould Roll A Pass... Seven! Roger Williams
Entertainment:Games
CREDIT CARD (2)Careless Repeated Extravagence Deepens Interest. That's Clearly A Real Debt! Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
DAYDawn Arrives, Yes! Roger Williams
Time
DESERTDry Earth; Seldom Ever Rains There. Roger Williams
Places
DIGDelve Into Ground Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
DOG (6)Disgusting Old Growler Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
EBAYExcellent Buys Available! Yesterday! Roger Williams
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ERUDITEExtensive Reading Usually Develops Intellectual Talent Effectively. Roger Williams
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FACT (2)Found Absolute, Concrete Truth Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
FANForces Air Nearer. Roger Williams
Household Objects
FARLEY MOWATFrozen Arctic Realms Lured Enterprising Young Man; Observed Wolves' Actions Thoroughly. Roger Williams
Art & Literature:Writers
FOGFloating Otherworldly Gas Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
FOREST (3)Furthering Our Review Everyone Sees Trees. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
FORTForearmed Outpost Repels Tresspassers. Roger Williams
Military
Places:Buildings
GENESIS (2)God's Early News: Existence Started In Seven Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
GEORGE WASHINGTON (2)George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George". Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!" Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution. After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
History
GOLD (3)Glittering Ore Lures Diggers. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry:Elements
GOLF (4)Green Overshot; Loudly, "Fore!" Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
GROKGenuine Revelations Of Knowledge Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
GROOM (2)Guy Rejoices Over Only Mate Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
GUARD DOGGet Up And Run... Dogs Don't Only Growl! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
HUSSEIN (2)Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people:Politicians
ILL (2)Is Laid Low Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INDIA (2)Is New Delhi In Asia? Roger Williams
Places:Countries
IVY (3)In Vacant Yards Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants
JAILJust Another Inmate Lodging. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
JAPAN (3)Just A Powerful Asian Nation. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
JOSHUA (2)Jericho Once Stood; Horns, Unified, Attacked. Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
JUJUJaded Unbelievers; Jinxes Unleashed! Roger Williams
Religion
LENS (2)Lets Eyes Now See Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Physics
LIGHTNINGLittle Ions Get Humming Then... Nailed! It's Not Good Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
LIMP (2)Leg In Much Pain. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
LOLLIPOPLots Of Little Licks Instill Presence Of Pleasure. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Confectionery
LOUISIANALong's Organization Used Impropriety, Shadiness In Administering Nefarious Activities. Roger Williams -- Refers to Huey Long, Governor of Louisiana from 1928 until his assassination in 1932.
Places:States & Regions
History
MAE WESTMen Always Eagerly Watched Every Sexy Turn Roger Williams -- We're talking about the actress here, not the life jacket...
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
MAP (4)Men Absolutely Poohpooh. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Places:Navigation Aids
MAP (5)Masks All Potholes. Roger Williams
Places:Navigation Aids
MARK (2)Making Available Religious Knowledge Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
MONOPOLYMany Owners Nevermore. One Person Owns Lots. Yikes! Roger Williams
Commerce
MOON (2)Makes One Odify Nighttime Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
MOON (3)Most Often Observed Nightly. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
NEINNo, Everywhere, Is No Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NEWSPAPERNational Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read Roger Williams
Communication:Periodicals
NO (3)Not Oui. Roger Williams
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NOAHNegotiated Original "Animal House" Roger Williams
Names:First names:Male
Religion
Science:Biology:Animals
NUMISMATICSNot Unexpectedly, Many Individuals Spend Much Amusement Time In Coin Study. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
NUTS!Not Undertaking This Surrender! Roger Williams - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne Division) replied "Nuts" to a German surrender demand during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII.
History
OILOh, It Lubricates! Roger Williams
Household Objects
PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
Household Objects
Communication
PLIERS (2)Possibly Lost Items Easily Retrieved... Sometimes Roger Williams
Household Objects
PLOW (2)Pull! Lusty Oxen Will. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
POLITICS (4)People Only Listen If They Identify Congress's Sins. Roger Williams
Politics
PORTENDPrevious Omens Readily Tell Events Not Developed. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
QUAKERSQuiet, Unagressive, Agrarian Kinfolk; Extremely Religious Souls. Roger Williams
Religion
RICE (3)Raised In Chinese Empire. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
RODEOSRiders Often Dismount End Over 'Saddle' Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
ROTATERound Orb Turns And Turns Eternally. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
SASSSibling's Argument; Snippy Speech Roger Williams
Communication
SHOPLIFTERSome Hold Off Paying, Looking Instead For The Exits & Running. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SINSo, It's Naughty! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
SIN (2)Satan Is Near. Roger Williams
Religion
People & Relationships
SIN (3)Sacrifice It's Not! Roger Williams
Religion
People & Relationships
SIN (4)Shamefully, It's News! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
SNIPER (2)Solitary Nemesis, Invisibly Placed, Executes Reliably. Roger Williams
Military:War & Terrorism
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SNOW (3)Soft Notation Of Winter Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
SNOWFLAKESpectacular Natural Ornamental Wintertime Feature; Little Abbreviated Kaleidoscopic Experience. Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
SOFTWARE (3)Someone Offered 'Free Trial'. Worm Already Resident, Encoded. Roger Williams
Computers
SOUTH DAKOTASome Of Us Think, "How Did Arrivals Keep Overcoming This Area?" Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
SPAIN (2)Spain & Portugal Are Iberian Neighbors. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
SPICESugar's Partner In Creating "Eve"s Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
SPOONERISMSeople Pometimes Offer Odd Narrative, Easily Recited, Involving Sixed Mounds Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
SQUARESSome Quadrangles Use Angles Right; Even Sides. Roger Williams
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
STARS (2)Still Twinkling After Repeated Seasons Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
STATISTICS (5)So Taking Averages That Imply Stupid Testimony, I Can Seduce. Roger Williams
Science:Statistics
STIPULATE (2)Sincerely, That Is Promised; Upholding Literally All Terms Expressed. Roger Williams
Communication
SUGAR (4)Spice's Union - Girls Are Result Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
SUN (3)Solar Unit Nearby. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
SUNRISESun's Up Now, Resulting In Sleep Ending. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SUNSETSun Unseen Now Signifying Evening Time. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
SWAMPSeriously Wet And Mucky Place. Roger Williams
Places:Waterways
TARA (2)They Are Rich Atlantans. Roger Williams -- Gone With the Wind.
Places
TAXTariffs Are Xcessive. Roger Williams
Politics
Commerce:Money
TELEPHONE (3)Talk Endlessly, Leisurely, Enjoying Personal Hobnobbing Over Neverending Expanses Roger Williams
Communication
TERMITESThese Entities Readily Munch It 'Til Everything's Sawdust Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
THESISTake Heed! Everything Stated Is Stolen. Roger Williams
Art & Literature
Education
TIDEThen It Does Ebb. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Places:Waterways
TITANIC (2)Total Indifference Triggered A Needless Iceberg Collision. Roger Williams
Transport
History
People & Relationships:Disaster
TRASH (3)Toss Ruined & Abandoned Stuff Here. Roger Williams
Assorted Nouns
TREE (2)Tall Redwood: Excellent Example! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREE (3)Tropical Resident, Enthusiastically Eradicated! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREE (4)Timber Repository Eagerly Exploited. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TRIPLETSThree Related Infants Psychically Linked Eternally Together Somehow Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Family
TSARThe Sovereign Amongst Russians. Roger Williams
Politics
TYROThis Youth Requires Orientation. Roger Williams
People & Relationships
UNBEATABLE PRICES (2)Usually Nobody Believes Everything Advertised Today, Although Bigger Lies Easily Permit Retailers Instantly Contacting Every Sucker. Roger Williams
Commerce
VAPORWAREVenders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends. Roger Williams
Commerce
VOLCANOESVolumes Of Lava Come After Numerous Orgasmic Earthquakes. Scram! Roger Williams
Places
People & Relationships:Disaster
Science:Geology
WASP (4)Winged And Stinging Pest Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
WELLWater! Eureka! Lotsa' Liquid! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Places:Waterways
WE'RE BACK!Welcome, Everybody! Relax! Enjoy! Backedup Apronyms Completely Kept! Roger Williams - Due to Angela's backed-up data, Apronyms were not lost when the hard drive took a vacation in Feb, 2004.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
WHINE (6)Whimpering Habitually; It Never Ends! Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WOOL (6)Was On Our Lambs Roger Williams
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric